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Short Funny Things,

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As the title says, these ar just some things I'm popping in here for fill ins while I do stuff.
Yes.. I realize I was writing something.. Yes.. I know I'm a horrible author.. [I doubt I'll finish that by the way... Sorry...]
Shaht ahp.All Rights Reserved

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A FOOL'S GUIDE TO ADVENTURE by MaxOOTV

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Trust your heart... And let fate decide: A Dan Howell/danisnotonfire Fanfiction by ciaramaeflower

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The Nest Witch by feste_the_fool

I died for some ridiculous reason and woke up in another world. In a universe where women who are not nobles are considered worthless objects, I was a peasant woman. In a universe where all witches had already been burned, I was a witch. The most beautiful curse I could find to express myself turned into praise. ✏️ This is not a literary work. It was written just for fun. 🙈 ✏️ The descriptions are weak. 🙉 I'll go back and correct the writing errors once I hit the 100th chapter. ✏️ There are parts where light novels are mocked and parodied. 🙊 ✏️ A casual language has been used. 🦋 ✏️ Oh my God, this story contains 16+ violence and includes scenes of inappropriate behavior. 🐷 ✏️ I hate advertisements. ❗️🚫🚫🚫 ✏️ The main character claims to be an atheist, but she is not; she's just a teenager on a quest for identity, swinging from one place to another. (Thank you, Captain Obvious!) 🕌⛪️🏛⛩🕍 ✏️ The genre is isekai and RPG. 🎡 (In other words, the universe was written with a game logic. If you want to read more works like this, I recommend searching for the tags 'RPG,' 'game elements,' or 'system administration' on a site called novelupdates.) ✅ I'm a fool too. The fool wishes everyone a good show. @all rights reserved @swear it's reserved lol @seriously reserved, watch out lmao

[CANCELLED] Caught By What? (ONE) by Drowso

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