Warriors-Spoof-How To Kill A Cat In 200 Ways Or Less
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Last published Tue, May 31, 2016
Welcome you all to Toothfire's torture TV show! :D
Basically Toothfire here,
Toothfire: Hi.
Will kill random cats in the books! YAY! He has his lovely assistants: Jayfeather and Hollyleaf.
Jayfeather: Hello.
Hollyleaf: KILLING CATS IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!!!
Ya she doesn't really.... understand... the fact that she is a stupid head. XD
Anyways enjoy this new show of Toothfire's and this new book of ours!
~Blueberry
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