100 Sarcastic And Come Backs
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Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.
-I DO NOT OWN ALL OF THE WORDS (could be some)
-NO HARM MEANT FOR ANYONE IN THE MAKING OF THIS BOOK
-TOTALLY WILL STOP AT 100
-SEQUEL CAN BE COUNTED AS 'EXIST LATER ON'
LAST FROM ME,
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