Anime Pick Up Lines
OtakuSenpai5
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  • Reads 100,330
  • Votes 3,583
  • Parts 174
OtakuSenpai5
Ongoing, First published May 30, 2016
animecringedumbpickuplines
"You must be a banana because I find you a peeling."

"On a scale from 1-10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need."

Instead of normal cheesy pick up lines, cheesy anime pick up lines! I didn't make up any if these, I found it all online XD and I update twice a day (edit : I'll update as often as I can as school has kind of slowed my schedule)
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