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Slice Of ham

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So I am the type of pig that likes ham ( yes I do know where it comes from) and sits near the fence waiting for the dumb owners to let me free( yeah like that is ever going to happen) and the one that hates the mud and lives with pigs that don't care if the sit in each others poo ( you see why I want to be free) so one day the dumb owners kid opened the fence gate and he dropped a bit of ham and as you know I love ham so I went to check it out the kid got scared and left the gate open so I took a little look see around the worldAll Rights Reserved

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