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Tales of a Peculiar Pirate

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Cover by: jiba_tree

Pirate with one brain cell...on a good day? Check.
Extremely specific descriptions and random trivia? This story has it.
Wild adventures where no one, and definitely not our heroine, knows what's going on? Read and find out!
... 
"Good day, good sir," she chirped in as cheerful a voice as she could manage while still being salty over the ship fiasco.

"Good day? The sun may be shining and the clouds may be gone, but today is anything but a good day," replied the pirate with a long look.

"Who rained on your parade?" went Polly.

"I shouldn't bother such a pleasant person as you with my tale," sighed the pirate. He cast a forlorn gaze towards the sea and it really would have been quite an aesthetic moment for a picture taker.

"Oh, well then, um, sea you later?" replied Polly who began turning away.

"Alas, it was just this morning when I was a younger man and had not a clue what evils would befall me," started the pirate.

Coincidentally there was a bench which Polly sat herself down on and a stage which the pirate leaped onto.All Rights Reserved

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The Curse of the Black Pearl by JordanShaw417

Ah, come here lass. Yes, I'm talking to you. There ya go. Now, yer ma has told me that ya don't like pirates. Well, do ya? Aye, yer ma's always honest. Well then, it be time for a little history. So, have ya ever heard of the Black Pearl? No? Hmm. What about Captain Jack Sparrow? Not that either? Humph... Have ya even heard of the greatest, wittiest pirate of all time? No, no I'm not talking about Sparrow. I'm talking about (Y/N) POTC x reader I don't own POTC or you. Terminology and credits are at the back of the book. Total of 38 chapters. A thank you for #1 in POTC, new account, and other rankings

Battles and Secrets (Queen of Piracy Duology #2) by VictoriaLachac

[Featured by @WattpadSeries] Eva's life has not been the same since her marriage. Besides facing issues at home, our captain must deal with a mysterious enemy who leads a dangerous organization. Determined to eliminate pirates, the opponent has unimaginable motivations. How will Eva handle this new threat? What does life have in store for her? The story takes place after the events in my novel "Ocean Storm" and I highly recommend reading it before clicking on this book's first chapter. Warning: violence, emotional abuse, swearing, cursing, alcohol consumption, and mild sexual content. Awards: 🥇1st place in the Han Awards 2022 (Adventure) 🥇1st place in the Winter 2022 Awards (Adventure) 🥇1st place in the Winter 2021 Awards (Action/Adventure) 🥇1st place in the Sunflower Awards 4.0 (Historical Fiction) 🥈2nd place in the Luna Awards 2021 (Adventure) 🥈2nd place in The Choice Awards (Best Cover) 🥉3rd place in The Sinners Awards (Action/Adventure) 🥉3rd place in The Brine Awards (Adventure) Rankings: #1 in piracy, pirateadventure, mixedgenre, pirateship and 18thcentury #2 in piratecaptain, mixedgenre, and buccaneer #3 in pirateadventure and plunder #7 in pirateship #14 in actionpacked #32 in battles This book and its characters are mine, but the pictures and songs are not.

The Merchant by SherifElHotabiy

"They say every lighthouse keeper receives one last visitor to hear his story" said the Old Keeper "Oh! You think I am here to listen to your story?" the Sailor seemed amused "Yes" answered the Old Keeper in deep thought, looking to the sea. The Sailor broke the brief silence and said "Well it seems that I have to stay here for a while, looks like a storm is on its way..." he pointed out of the window to the now grey clouded sky "So go on, tell me your story." "My story?" "Yes your story!" "My story isn't mine, my story isn't about me" "YOUR story is NOT about 'You'?!" the Sailor humored. "What is it about then?! I hope it is not about another sea monster!" The Old Keeper turned to face the Sailor "No! Not a sea monster...a sea Master."

The Captain's Treasure (completed) by Bioshockgrl

(LEAVING SOON) while running away from home, a Nobel girl finds herself in debt to a mysterious pirate captain who refuses to let her walk away without paying up. unfortunately for her she has no money or valuables to sell, only herself. with little to no choice, she accepts the pirates' offer of satisfying his dark desires in return for letting her go free and forgetting she ever owed him anything. little does she know she's bit off more than she can chew when he states he wants more than just one night of pleasure. and after passing out and waking up on his ship? well, let's just say things may have gotten a bit out of hand, especially when she discovers the captain's little secret... (THIS IS UNEDITED CURRENTLY)

What Do We Do With A Drunken Sailor? by Dude_Epic

After their ocean rescue training, the class of 2-A found the time to exploit their time at the coast of one of the most lovely beaches in the country. And who'd a thought that the boys were that coordinated? Singing, pirates, and general wholesome idiocy. All images and videos used belong to their respective owners. Don't ignore the endnotes after reading<3

Ocean Storm (Queen of Piracy Duology #1) by VictoriaLachac

[10x Featured] Eva did everything but follow the rules. No one seemed to understand her. Suffering domestic violence, she used humor to hide how alone and unwanted she truly felt. However, everything changes when her uncle arrives in Curaçao. After he introduces Eva to the world of piracy, her life sets a new course, but not everything was what it appeared to be. Will Eva finally find true happiness as a pirate? Or the challenges will overwhelm her and bring even more sorrow? Warning: violence, physical abuse, swearing, cursing, alcohol consumption, and mild sexual content. A/A = Action/Adventure Some awards: 🥇1st place in The Mysfic Awards 2021 (Action) 🥇1st place in The Candy Cane Awards (A/A) 🥇1st place in the Library Awards - Fall 2020 (Special Genre and perfect score) 🥇1st place in The Fairytale Awards 2020 (A/A and highest/perfect score) 🥇1st place in the Scarlet Awards 2020 (A/A) 🥇1st place in The Aureate Awards (A/A) 🥇1st place in the Jam Fest Awards 2021 (Best Fight Scene) 🥇1st place in the Sweet Treats Awards (Best Main Character and perfect score) 🥇1st place in The Spotlight Award (Best Opening Chapter) 🥇1st place in The Leaves Awards 2021 (Historic Fiction) 🏆Best Fight Scene & Best Emotional Scene in the Grandiose Mini-Awards 🏆Best Main Character in The Golden Flower Awards 🏆Best Female Lead in the Spark Awards 2020 🏆The Best Main Character (MC) in The Aureate Awards 🏆Best Blurb in the Dream Hearts Awards #1 in pirateadventure, piratecaptain, buccaneer, talesofthedeep, pirateship, and piracy #2 in pirateship and mixedgenre #4 in stealing #6 in piracy #12 in caribbean and actionpacked #112 in historicalfiction This book and its characters are mine, but the pictures and songs are not.

Calypso's Curse ✓ by willowwhisps

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The Pirate Princess by DestinyPratt5

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The Curse of the Black Pearl

Ah, come here lass. Yes, I'm talking to you. There ya go. Now, yer ma has told me that ya don't like pirates. Well, do ya? Aye, yer ma's always honest. Well then, it be time for a little history. So, have ya ever heard of the Black Pearl? No? Hmm. What about Captain Jack Sparrow? Not that either? Humph... Have ya even heard of the greatest, wittiest pirate of all time? No, no I'm not talking about Sparrow. I'm talking about (Y/N) POTC x reader I don't own POTC or you. Terminology and credits are at the back of the book. Total of 38 chapters. A thank you for #1 in POTC, new account, and other rankings