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Tales of a Peculiar Pirate

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Time 3h 50m

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Cover by: jiba_tree

Pirate with one brain cell...on a good day? Check.
Extremely specific descriptions and random trivia? This story has it.
Wild adventures where no one, and definitely not our heroine, knows what's going on? Read and find out!
... 
"Good day, good sir," she chirped in as cheerful a voice as she could manage while still being salty over the ship fiasco.

"Good day? The sun may be shining and the clouds may be gone, but today is anything but a good day," replied the pirate with a long look.

"Who rained on your parade?" went Polly.

"I shouldn't bother such a pleasant person as you with my tale," sighed the pirate. He cast a forlorn gaze towards the sea and it really would have been quite an aesthetic moment for a picture taker.

"Oh, well then, um, sea you later?" replied Polly who began turning away.

"Alas, it was just this morning when I was a younger man and had not a clue what evils would befall me," started the pirate.

Coincidentally there was a bench which Polly sat herself down on and a stage which the pirate leaped onto.All Rights Reserved

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𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤 ; donquixote doflamingo by mvoonn

❝𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙛 𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜?𝙏𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜.❞ You and Doffy were definitely a very odd duo. (Y/n), who was a immature and idiotic adult that became embarrassed at anything rather intimate with others, yet would somehow be able to tease the other party. And Doflamingo, a notorious pirate known for being a cruel, calculative and carefree man who would do whatever it took to achieve his goals. Yet, for somebody like him, he enjoyed your loud company. At least to some extent he enjoyed it. "Why the fuck do you look like a pink overgrown rat, huh?" "Why the fuck do you look like a lumpy little shit, huh?" An idiot and a smart ass. Definitely very odd to the outside eye. But to those that knew the two, they could tell something more intimate would blossom from this odd friendship. Join the two on this weird journey full of arguments and obnoxious moments as they figure out their feelings for each other.

Heart of the Hidden Sea: A Pirate's Love in Disguise by imcrazyyourpoint

A woman who was originally disguised as a male for her safety. Until she is discovered and she is claimed by the captain thankfully insuring her safety yet again. Pirate captain who falls for one of his prisoners. Contains old English and pirate talk Updated weekly Saturday or Sunday Just stay safe. I love you so much, Elizabeth." "I love you, Dad." I said it in a whisper, and my tears began to fall. I hid in the wardrobe like instructed. There was lots of screaming and yelling. My body uncontrollably shook from fear. The door was opened to our house. The small creak echos through the room. I trembled in fear as I peaked through the small gap. I covered my mouth to stop my scream from coming out. The pirates were walking around, opening drawers and cabinets, and tossing beds. One man approached the wardrobe. I close my eyes and bend down, holding my body as I hug my knees. The wardrobe was opened. I can't help the tears that are leaving my eyes. I still haven't made any eye contact with them yet. Fear is running rampant. "Look what we have here, boys." He says. I watch his feet as he drifts his body away from me to give the three other men a look at me. (1) "A boy" chuckled in amusement. (2) "Perhaps our newest young swabbie." One of them laughed in response. (3) "Young spring, rise up so we can see your face." One of the men said, (2) My body was frozen with fear, and I made no move. "Now young, Swabbie. You may be of use to us yet." (3) I glance at their shoes. Slowly standing, my legs trembling slightly. I wipe my tears with my palms. Then look at the burly men before me. "Come on, wee lass, the captain will surely be missing us." One of them states: (1) I only shake my head no. His smile disappeared within a few moments. I gulp my spit. "Come on, lass, you will be becoming one of us, matey. There is no need to feel frightened." He says it with a blank face. (1) Not edited

The Merchant by SherifElHotabiy

"They say every lighthouse keeper receives one last visitor to hear his story" said the Old Keeper "Oh! You think I am here to listen to your story?" the Sailor seemed amused "Yes" answered the Old Keeper in deep thought, looking to the sea. The Sailor broke the brief silence and said "Well it seems that I have to stay here for a while, looks like a storm is on its way..." he pointed out of the window to the now grey clouded sky "So go on, tell me your story." "My story?" "Yes your story!" "My story isn't mine, my story isn't about me" "YOUR story is NOT about 'You'?!" the Sailor humored. "What is it about then?! I hope it is not about another sea monster!" The Old Keeper turned to face the Sailor "No! Not a sea monster...a sea Master."

Calypso's Curse ✓ by willowwhisps

When a mysterious girl steals from Felix's best friend, he's fond on finding her to take revenge and honor his friend. But he doesn't have a clue, what he's getting into... Stuck on the Serena, his ego has a lot to suffer from the extremely annoying Paulina, a captain who suffers from what they call Ocean Fever, a drunk pirate and a very beautiful half-fish half-woman. But on the Serena, nobody really is who they say they are and everyone has secrets. Nobody can be trusted. The adventure Felix is heading to, is far from what he ever expected in his wildest dreams. *Original Story* *NO FANFIC* A/N This is an original story and it will take time to update. Feel free to look at the Pinterestboard I made for this work and feel free to give feedback :) https://nl.pinterest.com/willowwhisps/calypso-inspiration-board/

Stranded - A Pirate's Tale - part 1 by OliverPrattAuthor

There is nothing worse for a pirate than dying on dry land. Except, maybe, swinging two feet above it. When their captain is imprisoned, facing the gallows, the men and women of the Lady Lesya's crew will try everything to break him out--even if it means fighting guards in ridiculous uniforms, bargaining with overweight monsters, and risking the life of the more or less innocent. Add vengeful local thugs, a mysterious killer with a grudge, and some unexpected ghosts to this already perilous task, and the streets of Puerto Seguro turn into a bloodbath. To get out of the town alive, the brethren of the coast will have to act not just as a crew, but as a family. ___________________ As it's a pirate story not created by Disney, expect strong language, violence, gore, and allusion to sex. But also humor, strong characters, and a touch of love. The story, three years and a half in the making, is now complete (and under revision). ____________________ Magnificent cover by @Tweeter109 Awesome headers by @FayLane

AISLIN | I by WriterMickeyC

❝You are just a WOMAN. You can't fight in this war, you're weak. It will chew you up and spit you out, you can't keep up with us.❞ The commander scoffed with a low chuckle. A couple of men behind him chuckled as well. Evander's gaze burned into the side of my head, awaiting my reply like everyone else. ❝If I can't fight, then why did the Queen herself ask me to take over your job for the time being?❞ I asked, pulling my dagger out from its sheath, taping on Commander Leland's breastplate with the tip, ❝Careful who you call weak Commander because you clearly don't know who I am.❞ He crossed his arms defensively, ❝Oh yeah? And who are you?❞ I leaned forward lightly, ❝The name's Aislin.❞ ________________ Her name was well-known throughout the kingdoms. Some believed she was just an urban legend, while others thought she was real but some believed she didn't exist at all. She was labeled "the infamous warrior" because she was known for destroying kingdoms with her bare hands. She was a woman, but she set a strong example for tens of thousands of men. She disappeared after a horrific accident. Years had passed, and she had led a life free of violence. After all those years, she was itching to return to the battlefield. Her wish was granted when Queen Aria of Kavan herself approached her and informed her of the events unfolding in her kingdom, requesting her assistance. A sexist Commander, a caring queen, a slacker army, new friendships, and an intriguing yet hothead prince are among the challenges she faces. She's got a lot to handle. --- REVIEWS (more inside) "If you put equal portions of action, adventure, comedy, mystery, romance & feminism in a ninja blender and set it to high power, YOU 👏 GET👏 AISLIN👏. Plus a splash of feminism and diversity makes everything instantly better. SO GOOD!" - @shelsontheloose Copyright © 2021 by WriterMickeyC (of Wattpad) All Rights Reserved COVER: Guinealove2005

The Beast's Kryptonite by Youreguiltypleasure

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A Fox In Dilemmas [⚠️: BNB and kinda cringe OC stuff ] by RammyDownHere

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