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Lucky in Love: A Saigon Serenade by kadre242

In the vibrant, bustling heart of Saigon, 24-year-old Evan Nguyen has always lived a life guided by an extraordinary stroke of luck. Orphaned as a child, Evan has relied on his mysterious gift to float through life, never needing to struggle or work hard for anything. From avoiding accidents to stumbling upon opportunities, Evan's luck is as effortless as it is uncanny. But despite his carefree existence, there's one thing his luck has never secured-love. That changes when he meets Mai An, a 23-year-old street vendor and aspiring artist who has never had the luxury of relying on fortune. For Mai An, life has been a constant battle against hardship. Working long hours to support her family and pay off her family's debt, she believes that nothing in life comes easy. When Evan saves her from a near disaster in the chaotic streets of Saigon, their worlds collide, and a connection forms that neither of them expected. As they grow closer, their contrasting views on life-Evan's reliance on luck and Mai An's belief in hard work-create tension. For the first time in his life, Evan's luck begins to falter, and he must confront the idea that love might require more than just chance. Meanwhile, Mai An wrestles with her own doubts: Can she trust Evan's feelings, or is she just another stroke of his luck? With her family's future hanging in the balance, Mai An must decide if love is worth the risk. Set against the dynamic backdrop of modern Vietnam, Lucky in Love: A Saigon Serenade is a heartwarming and enchanting tale of two people from different worlds who must learn that real love is built, not stumbled upon. As Evan and Mai An discover, luck might run out, but love-true love-demands effort, sacrifice, and a leap of faith.

Powerless Love by JustMyLove33

"Even though we are very powerful with our powers.. we are powerless in our love......."

Paranormal Creatures by Paranormal

A compendium of supernatural creatures.

One of a kind by TimothyDong

This story was the inspiration to the next book that I wrote 1 Cure for 2 so after you read this check the other out Hope you like it!

the number you have dialed by Dreamer_101_158

ring ring ring ring. the number you have dialed is now unattended, please try and call later. no service. no reception. or no answer?

Adult Fiction BOOK CLUB 2 by adultfictionstories

Wattpad is the biggest online home for avid readers and writers. Those of us who write and post our work here love it to be read, but what we love even more is good constructive feedback. Here's where this club comes in. Come and join us. Adult Fiction Book Club 2. (The next AF Book Club, following on from the first one which is complete.)

A Day in the Life of a Flower by MatHenFer

Hey human things! Ever heard of the flower that flew? Well that's me! Not that I enjoyed it... Anyway, I'm sure you humans will like reading about a day in my life, or may I say, the day of my life?

Wendizzy's Writer Room by Wendizzy

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

Now You Like Me?(Jelsa) by LADY_ALRIGHT

I wish I could turn back time, To the good ol' days, When my mama sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out. -Twenty One Pilots, Stressed Out * * * * * * * * * I wish I could tell you right now how much I love you. But I can't. I know how much I've hurt you, and I regret it now. I've always believed that you'll never be a part of my life, and now. On my last breaths, I just realized that, How on earth can you not be part of my life, when you ARE my life. You may not be reading this but I just really wanna tell you what I think your thinking right now. You're thinking: "Seriously? Now you like me?" I laughed at that also. But just know I love you. Even if I just realized it now. Even if I just realized it on my last few final breaths. Even if I just realized it with the help of cancer. Ranked #361 in Random 5/3/16 Ranked #983 in Sadness 5/17/18 Ranked #4 in Egotistic 5/17/18 Ranked #142 in Jelsa 5/17/18 Ranked #1 in Elsawinters October 25, 2015 - May 7, 2016 Status: Completed Sorry if it doesn't make any sense like at all. I wrote this story when I was a noob actually so yeah. Haha. *********** Credits to: toseeyoursmile for the f**king amazing cover.

obsessed physco brothers ✅ by _flowerfluff_35

Obsession toward their own sister sounds not good right?

World of Poetry by Un_spoken_feelings

welcome to my little world of poetry🦋 The only place where we can express the core of our heart and don't have to give an explanation. #1 - poezie #1 - poetrycollection #3 - poetry #13 - poetry #8 - poesia #3 - poesia #6 - sadpoems #20 - loneliness #12- cage #14 - desert #29 - lyrics #38 - quotes

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My Wife is Asking for Divorce Every Day (ငါ့ဇနီးလေးက နေ့‌တိုင်းကွာရှင်းခွင့်တောင်းနေတယ်) Start Date - 1.October.2024 End Date - !!!

Mafia's Treasure by ariawritess_

𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍 A fourteen year old girl. Who for as long as she could remember. Her step - father. She was considered as his servant and punching bag. Every day, she had to suffer through agony. The wrath of her step-father was something she was terrified of. At a young age. She was trained to become an elite assassin for the Russians. Once she was done with her training. She was taken in by her current step - father, Marco. One day. She came home from school. Just to be greeted with a warm welcome by Marco. But she was tired. Of everything, she wondered why he couldn't just kill her already. She was fed up. She grabbed her gun from her room and shot him in the head. Staging it as suicide. She was terrified of what would happen to her now. But what happens when she realizes that she was really kidnapped at a young age by Marco from her real family. Her family being, The Romano's. Notorious for being the most ruthless mafia. The most powerful mafia. What will Valentina do after finding out she had six brothers and two sisters? Will they ever find out about her gruesome past? How will she feel after finding out ? She had a real family that did love her. Loved her to bits and pieces. That would do anything for her. Even sacrifice themselves. 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐎 #4 missing #3 joyful #1 Joyful #1 missing #29 family #13 lost princess #1 cute (Incredibly grateful for all the support 🤍) -Ariaa

Boost Your Account by Alpha__She__Wolf

A book of my announcements and important information

Shakespeare does Jack and Jill by CottonJones

This is a parody on Shakespeare and nursery rhymes. I was inspired by a re-post of cartoon of Shakespeare and Spot on Facebook.

EIGHT MONTHS (FREENBECKY) by LunaVKasher

- Alpha actress Freen, Omega painter Becky - Forced marriage -Cold Freen, Sweet Becky -Freen is a Playgirl (she has extra-marital affair & Becky knows it) -Angst over angst -Mention of terminal illness - Nsfw -Mpreg -Character development (?) - maybe happy ending (?):) The famous actress FREEN had no choice but to marry an omega named BECKY.She hated marrying BECKY.She hated her. But BECKY fell in love with the alpha (FREEN) who told her not to fall for her.The only good thing FREEN gave her is the twins.

Little Bella by SaRa_2_Ghostwriter

Mafia ; The word itself expresses fear , danger and mostly DEATH . What happens when one day the capo of the most feared mafia , Leonardo Russo , meets the little shy, smart and sweet Bella , who herself is a mystery . Bella is just like her name beautiful but this little miss sunshine's existence is enigma. Will this sunshine brighten the Russo world or will she remain an enigma ?? Let's grasp the story of Bella ( Russo's princess 😉 ) . #1 in lovable ♡♡ #1 in Older brothers ♡♡ #1 in father- daughter ♡♡ #1 in 3 years old ♡♡ #1 in lost daughter ♡♡ #1 in only daughter ♡♡ #1 in smart ♡♡ #1 in rich family ♡♡

Fire & Ice Poetry Contest (FULL) by JCRosie

I am very pleased to welcome you to the Fire & Ice Poetry Contest! Doesn't require you to write any new poetry - only one completed poem is used :D PM me if you have any questions, and I will answer them :) This competition will begin as soon as I have enough applicants.

MY MEDICAL SCHOOL JOURNEY by RosheedatAkindele

I'm Rosheeda (AKA Rosha). This book is all about my medical school life in Usmanu Danfodiyo University, Sokoto, Nigeria. Read if you're interested 😉

Huodien (The Dragon's Ballad Book 1) [Wattys 2025] by fuzziwrites

Mudan Ray had enrolled in the military for one goal: to make a name for herself as a general. Thus, when she is chosen by a Dragon, who bestows upon her immortality and power to manipulate the world around her, she finds her newfound power perfect for making her mark on the world. When she is personally recruited by the compassionate empress of Quhania into her elite army, however, she learns that the empress's offer is more than just a golden ticket to glory. ___ Updated: weekly to monthly, depending on my undergrad workload (Book cover personally drawn by me!) #InkspireLegendsAwards2025 Highest rank: #1 in eastasian

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Mafia's Treasure cover

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EIGHT MONTHS (FREENBECKY) cover

Little Bella cover

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Huodien (The Dragon's Ballad Book 1) [Wattys 2025] cover

Lucky in Love: A Saigon Serenade

In the vibrant, bustling heart of Saigon, 24-year-old Evan Nguyen has always lived a life guided by an extraordinary stroke of luck. Orphaned as a child, Evan has relied on his mysterious gift to float through life, never needing to struggle or work hard for anything. From avoiding accidents to stumbling upon opportunities, Evan's luck is as effortless as it is uncanny. But despite his carefree existence, there's one thing his luck has never secured-love. That changes when he meets Mai An, a 23-year-old street vendor and aspiring artist who has never had the luxury of relying on fortune. For Mai An, life has been a constant battle against hardship. Working long hours to support her family and pay off her family's debt, she believes that nothing in life comes easy. When Evan saves her from a near disaster in the chaotic streets of Saigon, their worlds collide, and a connection forms that neither of them expected. As they grow closer, their contrasting views on life-Evan's reliance on luck and Mai An's belief in hard work-create tension. For the first time in his life, Evan's luck begins to falter, and he must confront the idea that love might require more than just chance. Meanwhile, Mai An wrestles with her own doubts: Can she trust Evan's feelings, or is she just another stroke of his luck? With her family's future hanging in the balance, Mai An must decide if love is worth the risk. Set against the dynamic backdrop of modern Vietnam, Lucky in Love: A Saigon Serenade is a heartwarming and enchanting tale of two people from different worlds who must learn that real love is built, not stumbled upon. As Evan and Mai An discover, luck might run out, but love-true love-demands effort, sacrifice, and a leap of faith.