Runaway Love

(Previously known as I'm In Love With A Nerd)

Dear Carly and Freddie,

If you've found this, I've probably left the state. Don't bother to come looking for me. You'll never find me. It's like playing hide-and-seek with me. And we all know that I'm the best at hiding.

I'm sorry for the way I've been acting about your relationship. I'm sorry that I'm the reason that you're unhappy. I'm sorry that I broke off our friendship. Wow, the number of times that I've said sorry is more than the number of times that I've stayed awake during class.

That's why I'm leaving. You'll never see me again. Without me standing in the way of your relationship, you two can finally be happy together and be the cute couple that everyone ships.

Don't ask my relatives, my mum or Melanie where I am. They don't know that I'm gone. Don't try to track me down using my phone. It's floating in the sewers.

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Sam Puckett.

PS: I took 20 dollars from your wallet, Fredbag.