Dear Aphrodite, I'm Screwed
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Being named after Aphrodite should have been a blessing. But knowing Dite's luck, it might have been a curse. Because with this name came the relentless need to associate herself in anything involving the trigger words "crush", "type", and "boys".
With a database that she'd created using some inside sources (student council), she obtained a God-like power with matchmaking to the extreme, earning her the very original title: the Maker.
But what happens when a certain curly-haired brunet decides to blackmail her in return for help? Could it be a recipe for disaster or love?
Carter Rivera thinks love.
Dite Everson says disaster.
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