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Dear Aphrodite, I'm Screwed

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Being named after Aphrodite should have been a blessing. But knowing Dite's luck, it might have been a curse. Because with this name came the relentless need to associate herself in anything involving the trigger words "crush", "type", and "boys".

With a database that she'd created using some inside sources (student council), she obtained a God-like power with matchmaking to the extreme, earning her the very original title: the Maker.

But what happens when a certain curly-haired brunet decides to blackmail her in return for help? Could it be a recipe for disaster or love? 

Carter Rivera thinks love.
Dite Everson says disaster.All Rights Reserved

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FOCUS [BXB] by 1sth1saUsername

Like a bolt of lightning, this stupid boy appeared in my life. First day of summer break between first and second grade, he just appeared- standing on my porch like he was born there. Straight brown hair, wide dark eyes and a fresh sunburn across his cheeks. He was already talking before I even opened the door. I don't know how it happened but it's been ten years. And he's still here. Talking, whether or not I'm listening. Laughing, even if no one else is. He's still too quick- racing around the world like he's scared he's going to miss it. He's gotten taller...much taller. His hair is a little longer, a little wavier, but under the light it still looks the same golden brown it did when we were nine. And now, finally, he was a high school graduate. We both were. Like a bolt of lightning he appeared and like the sun he refused to disappear. _____________________________________________ I fell asleep with my chin pointed at him, the outline of his face being the last thing I saw. How was I supposed to do this? It had always been difficult, hiding this secret, keeping him close. But now, my focus was starting to slip. I couldn't see anything but his lips, his hands, his smile. I couldn't hear anything but my name in his mouth, his jagged breaths and that loud laugh. How am I supposed to be okay with this? How am I supposed to focus on anything other than him? #1- slowburn- 11.10.25🥇 #1- friends to lovers- 11.01.25🥇 #1- fluffandsmut- 11.02.25🥇 #1- college- 11.06.25🥇 #1- best friends- 11.12.25🥇 #1- teammates- 12.04.25 🥇 #3- bxblove- 11.30.25🥉 #4- boyxboy- 11.01.25 #4- lgbt- 11.15.25 #28- mental health- 11.09.25 #31- coming of age- 11.15.25 #36- roommates- 11.04.25 #56- basketball- 11.05.25 #60- secret relationship- 11.02.25 #74- boyxboyromance- 11.01.25

When Cupid Falls In Love by rivermightwrite

When your a Greek God people expect you to be an over confident know-it-all and live up to your stereotype, but truthfully we're all ironic. Our fiercest warriors Zeus and Poseidon like to watch chick flicks, my mother Aphrodite isn't sweet and charming just an irritating turn off with her terrible attitude, Hermes isn't witty and intelligent--he's dimwitted and I, Cupid, don't know how to be in love. So when I accidentally shot myself with an arrow and fell for a dancer named Penny, I had to learn about love from a new perspective. One that made me do a lot of humiliating things and almost ruin it forever. Highest Ranking: #153 in Teen Fiction (c) Copyrighted 2021 by therivermassey

The Genius STEM Student (The High School Series#2) by ImaheNiMiracle

Eva dreamed of becoming a famous painter. She did not fail and she fulfilled it after a year. But one day her nephew came down with a fever and she did not know what to do. She could not contact her nephew's mother because she was currently on Honeymoon with her husband. She could do nothing but take him to the nearest Hospital to her Condo. But in an unexpected moment she would see again the man who had been a part of her past. He was now a Doctor but she was surprised because it seemed that the man did not even recognize her. Is he still angry with her?

The Beauty in Gotham (A PJO x Batfam Story) by GGLouise23

Calista is a demigod. A daughter of Aphrodite to be exact. She's spent her whole life in Camp Half Blood until her fifteenth birthday. Her mother sends her a mysterious note with the address of her father, Bruce Wayne. As she lives with him, her life turns upside down. Now she attends galas, talks to reporters, and meets cute Gotham boys. But life can't be all fun when you live in the most dangerous city in the United States. Joker has teamed up with multiple villains in the attempt to capture Calista. Joker wants to use her to get back at Bruce, but other villains have their own plans for the girl and they'll do anything to get to her. Connor Kent is conflicted. He's dating a girl from his school but he can't help but feel attracted to his new teammate, Vanity. She shows no interest in him but half the fun is the thrill of the chase, right? TW: ED and death Updates whenever I can

My Date From Hell (The Blooming Goddess Trilogy, #2) by TellulahDarling

Breaking up is easy. Dating is deadly. Sophie has to unlock Persephone's memories if she has any hope uncovering the ritual to stop Zeus and Hades from taking over the world. Even if it means striking a deal with the Goddess of Love. What choice does she have? The mission: stop Hermes from turning mean girl Bethany into a global mega-celebrity. The catch? Work with the Prince of the Underworld. With the Goddess of Love involved, and being forced to work with her ex, Sophie has her hands full. How hard could it be?

➸ AFTER THE STORM by WrittenbyBella19

© copyright - WRITTENBYBELLA19 "You look beautiful you know." Chris tells me and I stare at him, "No I don't I see me all the time tell me what you see." Morgan the girl who loves to escape from her reality... What if she reality shifts to a place is she originally from and meets the love of her life along the way also did I mention she is the daughter of Aphrodite and Hades and nursing a broken heart too?

Roses and Riptide by SilverHexedHeart

Percy Jackson thought the wars were over. The prophecies fulfilled. The monsters, at least mostly, chilled out. But peace was never meant for demigods. When a mysterious conch shell washes ashore, Percy meets Juliet Rossi - a new arrival at Camp Half-Blood with storm-colored eyes and a heart guarded by tragedy. Juliet is a daughter of Aphrodite, beautiful in a quiet, haunting way... and cursed by the Fates themselves. If Juliet ever falls in love - truly falls - the one she loves is marked for death. Aphrodite calls her a disappointment. The Fates call her a warning. Juliet calls love impossible. But Percy? He calls her worth fighting for. When an ancient threat rises from the sea - something tied to Juliet's curse and Percy's destiny - the two are thrown into a quest where the line between love and doom grows dangerously thin.

I Hate Football Players by still_just_me

Football players are assholes. I know - my brother is their king. Older and annoyingly overprotective, he's the star quarterback at Santa Cruz High School. I love him, but everyone worships the air he breathes and it's suffocating. After a traumatic experience with a quarterback three years ago, I want nothing to do with boys and dating. All that matters is getting into college, so I ace my classes and sign up for my school's student ambassador program to boost my applications. Thankfully, I have my best friend, Harper, to get me through high school being overshadowed by my brother. My plans for a quiet, low-key senior year are destroyed when my brother's cocky, arrogant rival keeps butting into my life. Logan Hightower is a total player who expects me to drool at his feet while he uses me to burn my brother's game. If he thinks I'll fall for his gorgeous looks and shallow charms, he's totally mistaken. He'll never succeed because I hate football players. Note: Some of the chapters have mature content, as marked. Swearing is blatantly rampant and sensitive chapters are marked with the associated trigger warnings. highest rankings: #1 lovestory, youngadult, quarterback, goodgirl, cute, texting, sports, slowburn, series, & California, highschool, teenager, teenfic, series, completed #2 romance This story is complete, edited, and totally revamped in 2023! -me

Psyche by Talitha_Holland

#1 in Mythology 9/9/2021. #1 in Fantasy-Romance 9/15/2021. A young princess of Atlantis is born under the cloud of a curse. Two curses, in fact. She's both beautiful and intelligent, two traits that most people don't think go together. As she grows up, she's envied, pitied, and bullied by her older sisters. Then, when she comes of age, she's told that in order to save her beloved homeland from destruction, she must marry a monster. She agrees and embarks on a journey that will take her from the highest peaks of Mt. Olympus to the depths of hell and into the arms of a young man that doesn't seem like a monster.

Queen Of Hell & Paradise (Immortal gods: Book 1) by BitchIsMyReligion

She has the makings and potential of a queen-- one worthy enough to be crowned monarch of the third and darkest realm... At first glance, a gloomy greek god and a high school cheerleader have nothing in common. One is only eighteen and the other is centuries old. One is immortal, the other is human. One thrives in the spotlight, the other prefers the comfort of their isolation. One prefers being the center of attention, and the other likes to admire from afar. They're as different as night and day. And yet, despite their differences, there is one thing that unites them both. Fate. Cover by me

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FOCUS [BXB]

Like a bolt of lightning, this stupid boy appeared in my life. First day of summer break between first and second grade, he just appeared- standing on my porch like he was born there. Straight brown hair, wide dark eyes and a fresh sunburn across his cheeks. He was already talking before I even opened the door. I don't know how it happened but it's been ten years. And he's still here. Talking, whether or not I'm listening. Laughing, even if no one else is. He's still too quick- racing around the world like he's scared he's going to miss it. He's gotten taller...much taller. His hair is a little longer, a little wavier, but under the light it still looks the same golden brown it did when we were nine. And now, finally, he was a high school graduate. We both were. Like a bolt of lightning he appeared and like the sun he refused to disappear. _____________________________________________ I fell asleep with my chin pointed at him, the outline of his face being the last thing I saw. How was I supposed to do this? It had always been difficult, hiding this secret, keeping him close. But now, my focus was starting to slip. I couldn't see anything but his lips, his hands, his smile. I couldn't hear anything but my name in his mouth, his jagged breaths and that loud laugh. How am I supposed to be okay with this? How am I supposed to focus on anything other than him? #1- slowburn- 11.10.25🥇 #1- friends to lovers- 11.01.25🥇 #1- fluffandsmut- 11.02.25🥇 #1- college- 11.06.25🥇 #1- best friends- 11.12.25🥇 #1- teammates- 12.04.25 🥇 #3- bxblove- 11.30.25🥉 #4- boyxboy- 11.01.25 #4- lgbt- 11.15.25 #28- mental health- 11.09.25 #31- coming of age- 11.15.25 #36- roommates- 11.04.25 #56- basketball- 11.05.25 #60- secret relationship- 11.02.25 #74- boyxboyromance- 11.01.25