Lorraine from Target

Lorraine DuVaunte is an employee at Target. She spends her days tromping around the aisles, replacing items that have been misplaced, and begrudgingly asking customers, "Is there anything I can help you with?" Everyday is a monotonous cycle that never ends, and it won't. Because what Lorraine doesn't know is that she is a ghost. Doomed to roam the slightly scuffed linoleum tiles of Tarzshay forever. How could she ever hope to survive the fate that awaits her for eternity? She should have just taken that job at Wal-Mart.

*This is in no way sponsored by Target. But you know Target, if you ever need someone to be an ambassador for you and give free stuff to I am TOTALLY down for that.*