Adam X door handle

When one man (Adam) finds the door handle (Yes, door handle not knob) of his life he knows it's love at first sight. However what will happen when Adam finds a second lover? Join Adam on his adventure of discovering Young love, Romance, Heartbreak, and Broccoli.

This is 100% cheesy, and it should be advised that from the title you are reading a fanficton that is more on the funny side.

This is my first fan fic, give it a try
Or not I can't see or tell what you do
But it's advised to read all the way through