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Hell is Like High School

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"Up there in Heaven, they get those sissy guardian angels. Down 'ere in good old Hell we have little demons scurrying about giving you a kick up the bottom of you step out of line. Some call it cruelty, we call it tough love... Tough love is a phrase vastly used around here."

Meet Inferno (otherwise known as Fern), a demon working in Hell for the infamous Satan. 

Meet Alex Miles, a recently deceased, mean businessman who wants to convert to the Pearly Gates.

When Alex is assigned to Inferno, he is adamant he will not help. This refusal embarks both men on a turbulent friendship; a path of bargaining, cupids and vast silliness...

Cover by the amazing @akiraliu88All Rights Reserved

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