It All Started At Target, Sad, I Know

Hi, my name is Steven and I'm an alcholic.

I'm kidding! I'm kidding!

I'm actually a 17 year old girl, Lily Fields is the name, don't wear it out. You'd think that after you moved from New York to California that life would be simple. But oh no, after one stop at Target, my life took a U-Turn.

Yes, you heard me right, I did say Target.

So please join me, on my crazy ride I call life