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A trap that I never thought I'd ask an escape... Cover is not mine. Credits to the rightful owner.

[Highest Rank Achieved #15 in Humor as of October 8 2018; #24 in adventure, #3 in Babysitter] Volume 2 of The Badass Babysitter is now completed.

An epistolary story of a hot daddy vampire and a corporate slave girly with a dream to be a trophy wife.

│PUBLISHED│ Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him. MPMMN 2: Still In Love Original Story by Pinkyjhewelii Copyright © 2013

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. With the might of Yaji and Roswells combined, things should have become smooth sailing for Baby Ae and her Dong--or at least, that's what everyone thought. But with lies, secrets and betrayals constantly plaguing the two, no one knows who to trust. This time, the silly and ditzy Aemie must step up to protect everyone and everything she cherishes--including the man she loves. Will they win and overcome this battle again? Or is it the perfect time for them to accept that Mafia stories have no happy endings? DISCLAIMER: This story is in Taglish COVER DESIGNER: Rayne Mariano

(FHS#1) Braylee wants to make her friends happy, Denver wants to get some sleep. She's hell-bent on making the world a better place while he's desperate for some rest. When their paths crossed on a midnight bus ride, he finally found the remedy in her. But, it just so happens that he's the captain of their rival basketball team, and the enemy of her friends! Highest Rank: #1 in Humor (This is the unedited version. A cesspool of errors ahead lol)

[THE BADASS BABYSITTER] Para sa isang Presidente ng bansa, malaki ang expectation nito sa mga anak niya. You should be the best for him to be proud of you. Pero iba ang expectation ng Ama ni South sa kanyang anak. Para sakanya, wala siyang aasahan sa anak. Well, ano ba naman kasi ang aasahan mo sa isang basagulera at laging laman ng balita sa diyaryo? Southern Miracle Benedicto is your typical badass girl. Basagulera. Makapal ang mukha. Matapang-at walang pera. Her father cut all of her cards making her the "poorest-richest" woman in the world. Para sakanyang ama, wala siyang kwenta. Sinisira lamang nito ang pangalan sa lipunan kaya bago pa masira nang tuluyan ni South ang image ng Pangulo, he decided to send his daughter to a place where she no longer put his name on a shame again. Malakas ang loob ni South na tanggapin ang parusa pero akala niya ganoon kadali na ipatapon sa lugar na hindi niya inaakala. She expected something luxurious, a freedom-sabi nga sa kasabihan, expect the unexpected. Crane Brothers. Mga magkakapatid na kinulang sa turnilyo ang utak. Kinulang sa buwan nang sila'y ipinanganak. Paano kung ang role pala niya ay ang i-babysit ang mga ito? Makakaya ba niya? Pero ang malaking tanong.. Matatagalan ba niya ang mga tokmol na magkakapatid? O, Maging kriminal na siya sa sobrang bwisit sakanila?

DIM Series #1: Iñigo Valenzona (This is an epistolary) Rozel Roxas had tons of crushes when she was still in Grade 11 and she has always been vocal with them about her feelings. Fun and jolly, everyone in her class loved her. Pero nang tumuntong s'ya ng Grade 12, nahiwalay s'ya sa klase n'ya noon at napunta sa unang section. She always knew that her heart easily wavers for beautiful men and it was what happened when she met Iñigo Valenzona, a student from Arts and Design 12-A. But under the beauty he holds are flaws Rozel wasn't aware of. As Rozel quickly falls in love with Iñigo, she slowly discovers his ugly sides which have later on torn her heart apart. Will Rozel still love Iñigo despite all of these realizations or will she still find the beauty Iñigo Valenzona holds?

[UNEDITED VERSION] [TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS AHEAD] Dahil sa kahirapan ng buhay ay napag desisyonan ni Rylan na lumuwas papuntang maynila upang magtrabaho. Pero tulad na lang nang paniniwala ng mga taga-probinsya, ang maynila ay di basta bastang lugar lamang. Maraming pagsubok ang kanyang kahaharapin. Gutom, pagod at awa sa sarili ang kanyang pagdadaan at marami ring mga tao ang kanyang makikilala. Tama ba ang desisyon niya na magpunta sa maynila upang guminhawa ang buhay o uuwi sya sa probinsya nang luhaan? Sabay-sabay nating tunghayan ang mga kaganapan sa buhay ni Rylan at kung paano sya magiging "The Kasambahay." /All photos and songs use in this novel is credited to the rightful owner/ ©2020cutiecane23