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Here have a skele-ton 

Of 

Punny puns and bad jokes 

As well as some undertale ones

And occasionally some made by meAll Rights Reserved

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[REQUESTS CLOSED] Undertale AUs x reader by Th3s1ll13stb00

Just some Undertale and AUs x reader for funsies <3 Happy 2025!!

I Found You My Dear Inkmare fanfic by Squid_1928

When Ink is exploring the au's, he stumbles upon a new au where he meets a new friend named Nightmare. The both of them create a close bond, and Nightmare explains how the villagers mistreats him and how they treasure Dream. Ink knew Dream for awhile, but Dream never mentions Nightmare. One day Nightmare had enough of the villagers and ate the apple of negativity and leaves Dreamtale empty. When Ink comes to visit Nightmare, he sees that everyone is disappeared, and so did Nightmare. Not mention Dreams new and unusual behaviour towards Ink. [All artworks in this story, including the cover, belong to me. I kindly ask that you DO NOT use them, post them, trace/edit them, or claim them as yours. It's rude and highly frowned upon. Thank you.]

Reborn [Error!Sans fanfic] [Fgod] by ERROR_F4N_FR34K

[Cover belongs to me] Error is the (forced) god of destruction, Ink is the god of creation. Both are needed to keep the balance, but while one is loved the other is hated. Ink together with the judges elaborated a plan to finally stop Error. A deadly trap. Impossible to escape even for the feared destroyer. But someone is not following the plan. Things get out of control. Error gets out of control. Although things don't go exactly as planed, and the results are more chaotic than they should. It still worked. Error was finally gone. Lost into the VOID, scattering across time and space. But someone had their eyes on the broken destroyer for a long time, and they were waiting for this moment. Now they can finally act. And take care of their chosen child. ... Error woke up at the sound of his own crying. What? What's this sound? Why can't he speak? Wait, where is he? Why can't he get up? ...Uh? Why is he... so small? ...what happened to him? _________________________________ - Error!Sans is a variant of the character Sans from the game Undertale. Error!Sans was created by LoverofPiggies aka CrayonQueen - This story is inspired by 'Healing what has been broken' by harrish6. Although it happens in a different way, Error will still fall into the VOID. But instead of just falling into a different Multiverse something else happens. - fgod Error concept belongs to @harrish6 - Undertale belongs to Toby Fox Mar 10, 2020

Discordance In The Balance (Nightmare and Dream x Corrupted! Reader) by Mysteriousghost102

After becoming friends with none other than the guardians of the tree of feelings, you realize more things are going on than the guardians care to reveal. After attempting to help them you end up corrupted and your friends trapped in stone for 500 years. . . Currently rewriting!! This is a sans x reader fanfic so don't like don't read. Reader is gender neutral and there is 18+ stuff in this book so please keep scrolling if you're under 18! So minors please avoid this like the plague There will be warnings at the beginning of chapters, if there's something I should put a warning for please tell me. Y/N = your name F/C = favorite color See anything else to put ill put it here /|\ ---WARNING--- This is mainly for fun and ideas put together from what my brain spews so continuity errors may happen and i will try to fix them accordingly. Again this is just for fun and nothing is really planned just improv to be honest. Still hope you enjoy! The cover was made by me

Ink relocates error (kidnapped) by KarmaAkabane425

Yeah I gained an idea and stuff so things will be different even personalities and everything you can think of :)

Not Your Average Skeleton Dating Sim by Cronny_OwO

[UNDERTALE AUS X READER] Ever dreamed of dating sexy skeletons? Yeah me too bud. Welcome to skele-hell! -UNKNOWN UPDATE SCHEDULE-

This life as Error Sans. by coolkidindahood

⪼A life where our beloved [Reader/REDACTED] died a very.. 'Fun' death. ⪼upon realizing their death, they'd realize that they reincarnated into error sans, a character they used to know as a kid. ⪼[REDACTED] Gained some friends that were on his side along the way, siding with the bad side of the AU's proudly. ⪼would [REDACTED] find out new things, new people, and keep up with their act? ⪼("SkReW yOu gOd!!1!".... huh?) ____________________________ ⚠︎{This story was made as a joke at first, the writing improves as time goes on. This story also contains swear words, No ships, And some grammar mistakes}⚠︎ ⪼(Cover made by me.) ____________________________ ⪼23/1/24 - #1 in Ink ⪼23/1/24 - #1 in Balance ⪼23/1/24 - #1 in Noships ⪼25/2/24 - #1 in Dreamsans ≫08/3/24 - #1 in Multiverse ⪼18/3/24 - #1 in Ausanses ≫29/3/24 - #1 in Inksans ≫30/3/24 - #1 in Undertale ≫03/4/24 - #1 in Reader ≫17/5/24 - #1 in Underverse ⪼24/6/24 - #1 in ErrorSans

Wait... I'm Nightmare!? I Thought I Died!? by Donut2460

Inky Mistakes. ( Reincarnated!Reader) by Marbet_1

~I don't own the characters, or images, but I do own the plot and headcannons, but if I did own anything popular.. I would've been famous by now.~ [○○SHORT HAITUS○○] Someone was thrown into a multiverse, and not just a random sans, It was THE protector of worlds - Wait - GOD OF CREATION!? They are now meant to keep the balance while fighting the terrible memory, the OG plot line, and any other multiversal interference. Now all I gotta say is... They are definitely doing a better job than any other selfish, Souless ink will. "Heya, I'm Ink, But not YOUR~ Ink, So...Hi!" "WhAT- Cross, you're not coming over to my teaparty!? CrOSS, I MADE BISCUTS!!" "Yeah...buddy... I don't give a [YOO-HOO] about any of..*Gestures to ■■■■ whole body* all that." "Best friennnnnd~ I'm here for ya', I may not understand emotions well... but I can say, right now, I do feel like you need me... And I'll be there... No matter what!"

(Adult Lazarus here - I wrote this when I was like 14 years old. Forgive me.) Sometimes life gets to the point where you feel like you're a paper airplane. One minute you're soaring, feeling as if nothing could ever get you down. But then the next thing you know, you're falling slowly and nothing that you can do can possibly help you. You end up falling and crashing into whatever's below you and the heights that you had once reached. Then it starts all over again - becoming a vicious cycle. Someone picks you back up and throws you, making you soar yet again. But then they watch as you fall, not stopping you or saving you from the hard impact you meet with the ground. The process repeats itself over and over and there's no way you can stop it. After all, you're made of paper - you're delicate, fragile. You're thrown, you soar, you fall, you're picked back up, then it happens all over again until you break - becoming bent and broken from your head to your toes. Until you crash so much that you're ruined - then you're thrown away. At those times, you know that you at least have one person who will fix you. He calls you his queen, as any king would whilst in power of the empire you both strive to build together. This person is your home - your empire. - #6 in Quotes [03.12.21] - #2 in Sans [10.21.21] - Undertale does not belong to me. - Artwork/Music does not belong to me. - Also, I apologize for any of the spelling errors. I type quickly and so I do not really realize if I misspell a word or two. Sometimes I do go back and edit out the mistakes with spelling and such.

AU Sans X Reader Long OneShots by mylittlepinkamena222

Just Sans X Reader No Lemon Cover by my homeslice tkdgirl222 I don't own any of the characters in these story Don't kinkshame me I know your here for the same reason I wrote these >:) Also these are for girls but you can change the pronouns and the girly stuff to guy stuff I don't care. @tkdgirl222 edits and helps write all of the stories.

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Y/N the Creator (Alphatale Fanfic) by DynamicCiocea

An Undertale fan gets reincarnated into the Alphatale Multiverse. Will they use the knowledge gathered from their first life to their advantage? Or will they perish, fighting against the Gods of Alphatale? The writing in the first chapters is pretty bad, but it gets better. Reader x SS!Chara in the later chapters. This is my first book and English isn't my Mother Language, but I'll try my best. This story takes place in the Alphatale Multiverse. It is not the same as the original Multiverse, so some things may be different. Published: 12 August 2023 Completed: 20 January 2024 I do not own any pictures shown in this book. The cover image is from productionsoxy on Aminoapps. ---------------- #1 in reincarnated out of 1000+ (2 September 2023) #1 in cross out of 1000+ (8 September 2023) #1 in error out of 1000+ (29 September 2023) #1 in errorsans out of 1000+ (1 April 2024) #1 in ink out of 1000+ (7 November 2023) #2 in multiverse out of 1000+ (12 September 2023) #2 in dust out of 1000+ (1 April 2024) #3 in sansaus out of 1000+ (28 September 2023) #5 in undertale out of 1000+ (26 September 2023) #5 in infected out of 1000+ (17 November 2023) #5 in sans out of 1000+ (9 November 2023) #6 in undertaleaus out of 1000+ (29 September 2023) #9 in sansau out of 1000+ (12 October 2023) #26 in reborn out of 1000+ (9 October 2023) #29 in nightmare out of 1000+ (17 November 2023) #101 in dream out of 1000+ (17 November 2023) #1 in 404 out of 205 (25 August 2023) #1 in alphatale out of 93 (10 September 2023) #1 in diety out of 145 (19 September 2023) #1 in kingmultiverse out of 25 (22 September 2023) #1 in alphasans out of 19 (17 November 2023) #1 in error404 out of 166 (27 December 2023) #2 in omnipotent out of 202 (9 October 2023) #2 in epicsans out of 124 (17 November 2023)

"Love me?" "NEVER!" || completed by JisoosNeeded

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TM-S: 4 Stages Of Pain (AU Sans' X Reader)#Wattys2016 by LolitaLollipop1518

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€Top Star Sanses, Bottom Bad Sanses€ by HighCherryloljune

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reposts of stories i wrote for ut au because i found them by accident in my docs and some of them slap im ngl

Inktober but it's written stuffs by NoneSoupForYou

It's a little thing of written stuff about Undertale and it's aus. Some for a day might be short and others might be longer. It'll have angst and fluff or just complete chaos. It'll also switch from human to skeleton, just a heads up there. Also the prompts are made up by me so..yeah. Anyway, hope y'all enjoy this!

Killed it! {Reincarnated as A Killer Varient} by coolkidindahood

⪼Beaten up and betrayed, {Name} dies an unfair death because of their best friend. Having their life and their brothers whisked away in a flash. ≫They find that they inhabit a certain skeletons body, trying to live happily before having their murderer breathe down their neck each second. ≫Its up to {Name} to figure out whether they want to join the good side, or the bad one. {"𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍."} ⧼Reincarnated as Killer sans variant Story!⧽ ⚠︎Warning.1 ! This story contains no ships⚠︎ ✐Simple terms; ✂ Flirts are contained, but will not have any feelings attached to it. ✂Blushing is NOT in a romantic way in any way ✂Physical affection is all platonic. ⚠︎Warning.2 ! This Story contains spelling mistakes, and poor grammar. English is not my native language.⚠︎ {COVER MADE BY ME!!!} __________________________ Ranks; ➫ 19/05/2024 - #1 in; Multiverse. ➫ 15/06/2024 - #1 in; Chara. ➫ 23/12/2024 - #1 in; Badsanses. ➫ 08/01/2025 - #1 in; Undertale. ➫ 24/01/2025 - #1 in; SansAu. __________________________ Started; 03/04/24 Ended; ????

cover art isn't mine and belongs to its rightful owner Error is finally ready to give in. The multiverse he spent so many eons protecting and keeping the balance is rebelling against him. The AUs he has spent so long protecting are rebelling and are soon to be destroyed, but worst of all, all of the Sanses hate him for some reason. And I mean ALL. Why should he continue? There's nothing to live for anymore. Not even his family can help with this. Or, the people he thought to be his family.

[REQUESTS CLOSED] Undertale AUs x reader

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