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The Unordinary Joke Book

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Reads 25,667
Votes 1,158
Parts 200
Time 55m

fiftyshadesoforange

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Are you sitting on an airport bench? Or a cafe chair? Or on someone?
Are you wearing a disguise to hide your identity because the authorities worldwide are trying to find you since you're involved in a major drug cartel?
Are you procrastinating homeworks or chores or both right now?
Are you an extra-terrestrial being who happened to take into possession an IPhone 6s?
Or you just a bored human being with nothing really fun to do and is currently in Wattpad trying to find books worth giving a shit about?

Well.. wherever, whoever, whatever, or whatever you've gotten yourself into right now, you better need to lighten up your mood and check out this unordinary joke book and clutch your pot belly 'cause you're gonna enjoy a laugh trip that could probably kill you due to short intake of breath caused by too much hilarity. So go ahead and click that orange "Read" button (and keep a nebulizer close with you).

99% NOT MINE
69% Clean (lol, no just kidding)
100% funny
DISCLAIMER: Some of the jokes are not mine. Credits to the owners.All Rights Reserved

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