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The Unordinary Joke Book

fiftyshadesoforange

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Parts 200
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Reads 25,663
Votes 1,158
Parts 200
Time 55m

fiftyshadesoforange

funnyjokes notmine

Are you sitting on an airport bench? Or a cafe chair? Or on someone?
Are you wearing a disguise to hide your identity because the authorities worldwide are trying to find you since you're involved in a major drug cartel?
Are you procrastinating homeworks or chores or both right now?
Are you an extra-terrestrial being who happened to take into possession an IPhone 6s?
Or you just a bored human being with nothing really fun to do and is currently in Wattpad trying to find books worth giving a shit about?

Well.. wherever, whoever, whatever, or whatever you've gotten yourself into right now, you better need to lighten up your mood and check out this unordinary joke book and clutch your pot belly 'cause you're gonna enjoy a laugh trip that could probably kill you due to short intake of breath caused by too much hilarity. So go ahead and click that orange "Read" button (and keep a nebulizer close with you).

99% NOT MINE
69% Clean (lol, no just kidding)
100% funny
DISCLAIMER: Some of the jokes are not mine. Credits to the owners.All Rights Reserved

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Rescued by Darkness by user2341690000

Luciana, a four-month-old baby girl with green eyes and light brown hair, is kidnapped and horrifically abused by a terrible couple. Hidden away in a closet and left to suffer, her life takes a drastic turn when Lorenzo D'Angelo, a powerful Italian mafia boss, arrives at the couple's home to collect a debt. Instead of money, Lorenzo discovers Luciana crammed inside a box, abandoned and broken. Moved by an unexpected sense of compassion, Lorenzo rescues her and takes her back to his home.

Violet, the little baby sister by ILikeDinos23

Violet and Rose are two young sisters living together with their mother. While both are generally good girls, Violet has a big issue: accidents. Mostly while sleeping, but sometimes in daytime. She wears pull-ups to sleep, but after another daytime accident and really bad manners from the girl, mom decides to bring it up a notch: she will be treated as a baby, and by extension, as the little sister. As a fun little extra, some chapters will have little polls at the end where you'll be able to vote for what happens in the story.

အမြောက်စာမိသားစုကို ငါရလိုက်တယ် by _ImFoodie

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Stockpiling Supplies&Raising a Child in a Post-Apocalyptic World by DrawingCards by lirium36

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