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HitchIkor

Anony_Moustache

Leituras 60
Votos 2
Capítulos 5
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Leituras 60
Votos 2
Capítulos 5
Tempo 29m

Anony_Moustache

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Being a Demon has never been easier in the galaxy of Starsus. You get given the powers, the orders, you even get a free starter kit and pamphlet. 
Ikor didn't get given his orders or his free starter kit and pamphlet. Ikor isn't a very good Demon.
He doesn't even know what he is. In his own words, he's a-&quot;friendly guy&quot;- who has -&quot;these really deadly wizard powers.&quot;- 
Unfortunately, the other Demons  want him to be a good Demon. Things heat up when he picks up two hitchhiking humans who reckon that the only way for him to be good as a person is to be bad as a Demon.  Oh, and some guy reckons that he's better Demon material and HE should be a Demon instead.
And that's when Ikor starts wishing he'd got a free starter kit and a pamphlet.Todos os Direitos Reservados

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