So like, I unpublished this whole book because I couldn't help but feel embarrassed at the state of my writing. However, many of you guys really liked it so I'm just re-editing each chapter and uploading them at a leisurely pace. Simon decided to hire new judges for the show, Britain's Got Talent, replacing David Hasslehoff and Carmen Electra as a result. Consequently, he hired both Alesha Dixon and David Walliams but it seemed as if he managed to catch himself in a kerfuffle. Will this issue resolve itself before it's too late?