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A mermaid in the bath

MiltonMarmalade

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Reads 147,469
Votes 2,697
Parts 16
Time 1h 12m

MiltonMarmalade

cornwall doris england fairytale fiction humor humour jokes literary love mermaid morris nothing philosophy romance satire spiritual squid wacky

A mermaid, the transformation of a boring accountant, an atomic submarine and a lot of jokes. Now available as a paperback, with mermaid illustrations.  See the last section for a special offer! www.miltonmarmalade.uk 
The first several updated chapters will remain here on Wattpad for your delectation.All Rights Reserved

cornwall doris england fairytale fiction humor humour jokes literary love mermaid morris nothing philosophy romance satire spiritual squid wacky

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Fishy Experiments

Pepper boarded the boat for a date with her boyfriend, Harry. Beca boarded the boat because her and her friends wanted to do something fun before starting college. They never thought that they would each go overboard and be rescued by a group of generous people. They would later realize that these people were actually a group of scientist trying to figure out a way to make women into mermaids- and that's what they are doing to Pepper and Beca! Soon, Beca and Pepper are full blown mermaids! They are going to have to find a way out of this mess and with the help of their new friends, Charity and Sarah, they can escape. But how can your life get back to normal when you have a tail attached to your body? Going through minor editing* Cover made with the PicsArt app