A mermaid in the bath
MiltonMarmalade
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  • Reads 147,423
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  • Parts 16
  • Time 1h 12m
MiltonMarmalade
Ongoing, First published Aug 05, 2013
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A mermaid, the transformation of a boring accountant, an atomic submarine and a lot of jokes. Now available as a paperback, with mermaid illustrations.  See the last section for a special offer! www.miltonmarmalade.uk 
The first several updated chapters will remain here on Wattpad for your delectation.
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14 parts Ongoing

Set in the same universe as H20: Just Add Water (events of Mako Mermaids did not happen), 4 highschoolers are doing a Biology Project on Mako Island. Not to keen of each other but still wanting to get the work done, they discover a cave with an oh so familiar Moonpool. As magic strikes, suddenly their lives take a 180° Turn. Their normal lives as they knew them? As gone as a dead fish in a stream. Will a shared secret bring these 4 together? Or will huge waves crash between them because of it?

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