Usernames and Other

This is pretty much a series of poems based on random peeps' usernames that I think are funny or interesting. At least for the first couple of chapters... then I decided just to do normal free verse poetry.
ALSO
I understand if you don't like my poems, this is my first time,
BUT
You should check out BlackeningMind 's poem book, 'There's something buried in the words': it's freakin' awesome.
So, ummmm dattebayo and (hopefully) enjoy these username-based poems!