Bird vs Lamborghini
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Bird vs Lamborghini
A lamborghini,
Flaming red roars the engine.
Bird poops on windshield
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A collection of poems, some random stuff and bad puns.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these pictures. No copyright infringement intended.
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Entra a far parte della più grande comunità di narrativa al mondoFatti consigliare le migliori storie da leggere, salva le tue preferite nella tua Biblioteca, commenta e vota per essere ancora più parte della comunità.
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