The book of something
  • Reads 1
  • Votes 0
  • Parts 1
  • Time <5 mins
  • Reads 1
  • Votes 0
  • Parts 1
  • Time <5 mins
Ongoing, First published Jun 05, 2016
Okay so I have been told that there is a thing people keep talking about that I desperately-- what the hell why does this look like I'm writing a weird ass fanfiction? I'll cut to the chase.
Basically theres a thing the kids at my school talk about. Apparently it's called Life?
Now I'm not sure what it is... however I do believe I own one. (god damn it back at it again with good grammar) But I barely use it.
Anyways before I start lemme tell your asses that it's not going to be a goody-goody book like you expect a shy kid like me to write. Boi let me tell you something.
You're in my territory now. There's no way out of it. 
heheheheheh... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--- *cOUGHING* Dammit! 
so yeah that was a thing. but I have to ask something of you.
why the hell are you still reading this confounded piece of crap? join your squad or something! watch T.V., read a book (besides mine I mean, don't be smart. You can't fool me!) or ask for a refund on that thing you bought. Don't play dumb I can see it.
All Rights Reserved
Sign up to add The book of something to your library and receive updates
or
Content Guidelines
You may also like
Slide 1 of 1
Wendizzy's Writer Room cover

Wendizzy's Writer Room

2 parts Ongoing

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.