The book of something
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Okay so I have been told that there is a thing people keep talking about that I desperately-- what the hell why does this look like I'm writing a weird ass fanfiction? I'll cut to the chase.
Basically theres a thing the kids at my school talk about. Apparently it's called Life?
Now I'm not sure what it is... however I do believe I own one. (god damn it back at it again with good grammar) But I barely use it.
Anyways before I start lemme tell your asses that it's not going to be a goody-goody book like you expect a shy kid like me to write. Boi let me tell you something.
You're in my territory now. There's no way out of it.
heheheheheh... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--- *cOUGHING* Dammit!
so yeah that was a thing. but I have to ask something of you.
why the hell are you still reading this confounded piece of crap? join your squad or something! watch T.V., read a book (besides mine I mean, don't be smart. You can't fool me!) or ask for a refund on that thing you bought. Don't play dumb I can see it.
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