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Hairy, Dumb, and Creepy

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Reads 36
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Parts 2
Time 8m

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This is a parody. To Twilight. I have read the books and seen the movies and I'm sorry that I have to say the Bella is the stupidest protagonist I have ever read about. So, in honor of the Twilight books I will write this parody. Even if the Twilight days are far over I hope you enjoy. 
I love votes and especially comments. I would also love to hear who's team you are on. Hairy Jacob? Or creepy anti-social Edward?All Rights Reserved

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