"mate, are you trying to tell me you don't find it even a little bit weird?" "it is and I'm really sorry, I told you that. now can you just stop? I'm already embarrassed enough, please." "don't be sorry or embarrassed because guess what? I do it too." "what the hell..." // in which michael and luke are straight but act pretty gay behind clothes doors but calum and ashton have nothing to hide until they do. -lowercase intended -bottom!luke -top!michael -smut warnings+ ©mintmuke2016