funny jokes, insults, comebacks and more!!
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Última publicación jue, abr 17, 2014
wanna have fun with your friends? or maybe bullies, well you have come to the right place!!
this book is all bout comebacks , insults, jokes and heaps more!!
i love to use them at school with my friends in a joke matter, but if it turns out seriously i wouldnt recommend this book, if it is a bully matter you should go talk to someone really close to you so matters dont go that bad!
ENOUGH OF THE BORING LECTURE!
ENJOY THIS BOOK........
-jasmine
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