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Tagalog Jokes

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⚪⚫WARNING ⚪⚫

Ang nilalaman nito ay 4na 'K' lamang
at yun ay
▫Katatawanan (Weh?)
▫Kabagtitan (*Yung author*)
▫Kakornihan (Kurneh)
▫Kawaleyan (Puro waley)
yun lang at sana Basahin nyo

Slow po ang pag-update.😂

CREDITS TO THE OWNER/S 
(ayan na po. Caps Lock pa :)))
      (Yung iba po gawagawa ko lang) 

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Highest Rank achieved #1 in Humor 
Aweee! Nasa "What's hot" po tayooo
Thankyou poooo ng M A R A M I 💕All Rights Reserved

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Forbidden Fruit (GxG) - ''Complete'' by ABRASTRO

Isang kwento ng pagibig! Yayanigin ang buong pagkatao mo! Babasagin ang pananaw mo! Susubukin ang pananampalataya mo! At babaliin ang paniniwala mo! Hanggang saan mo kayang wasakin ang lahat lahat para lang maging BUO? Copyright © 2017. All Right Reserved. Story Start: September 17, 2017 Story End: April 21, 2017 Disclaimer: Babala sa mga mahihina ang loob. This story may not be suitable for you. Read at your own risk. I also don't do proofread, so please bare with my typo errors ang wrong grammar!

My BF by LykiE_11

Panu Kung Ang Matagal Mo Nang HiniHinTay , At Ang NaNgaKo Sayo Ng Kasal , Eh Naging Jowa Ng BestFriend Mo ? wiLLing Ka Pa Den Bang MagHiNtay ? Oh , HahaYaan Mo Nalang Na Maging Masaya Ang BestFriend Mo ? Panu Kung Malaman Nia ? At WiLLing Siang Iwan Ang BestFriend Mo Para SayO ? WouLd You Take a ChanCe Or Leave iT ? ......... WeLL It Her ChoiCe GustO Mo Bang Malaman Kung Ano Ang MagigiNg DesisYon Ni Jack ? WeLL READ THIS

BACK TO SQUARE ONE -♥ by unpluggedvoice

*** UPDATE 2025: From 18 chapters to 22 published, refined and edited chapters. I want to thank my classmates, Batch 2016 from Arellano University - MLS, for reading this story when I first published it back in 2014. I dedicate this to all of you-those who supported me, read every chapter, and encouraged me to keep going. Now, in 2025, I'm republishing and refining each scene-fixing the grammar, correcting the spelling, and polishing the flow to bring it to the level it deserves. The original version was a bit rough around the edges, but it came straight from the heart. Thank you so much for being part of this story's journey. I hope it continues to bring kilig to each and every one of you. © 2025 [Unpluggedvoice]. All rights reserved. Originally written in 2014. This version has been updated and revised in 2025. No part of this story may be copied, reproduced, or distributed without the author's permission. - MJCT 🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷 Author's Note "Back to Square One" -an idiomatic expression which means: TO START AGAIN. 📌 PS: Ang rating po nito ay hindi PG or Restricted-GENERAL po ang part na itooo! Huwag po tayong OA, Wattpad lang 'to! (--o--) Salamat sa unawa! HI GUYS! This story came straight from a dream. YES, PANAGINIP PO ITO. It's a short story-& NO, walang part two! Gawa lang ito ng malikot kong pagtulog at imahinasyon. Please basahin niyo po! Hihihi. Sana magustuhan ninyo. 💖 Free to comment, okay? Ü PS: The POV (Point of View) switches between characters, dahil magkaiba ang feelings nila. So kahit parang nauulit, please keep reading! Every letter, word, sentence, paragraph, and detail is IMPORTANT! 🫶 DEDICATED TO MY CLASSMATE: KOHLIN GLYNN MARIE J. (HS Friend) Reader ko ever since! I dedicate this to you, kasi sa sobrang tuwa mo noon, inuuwi mo na talaga 'yung printed copies ng stories ko! 😭 I was supposed to publish those, haha! LOVE YOUUUÜ, KOHLIN! Sana basahin mo ito! ILOVEYOU FRIEND. 💗

Hey, I Love You! by ZedJhustin

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Dorm of Mistakes by crosychaya

Ang istoryang ito ay patungkol sa isang baguhang estudyante na napadpad sa maynila para mag-aral. Ngunit sa kasamaang palad lingid sa kaalaman nya ang mga posibilidad na mangyare sa kanya habang nananatili sa maynila na babago ng buhay at ang buong pagkatao nya. P.S. Please do not reupload this to your acc or in any social websites. I may demand to have a fair issue and If you don't want to be in trouble, I am begging you to not commit things that will lead you to worse. P.S.S. Sana magustuhan nyo ang istoryang ito na aking ginawa. Aking ikararangal kung palagian kayong magi-iwan ng feedback sa bawat chapter na inyong mababasa. Vote. Like. Share. That's all the least you can do in able for me to make more story for all of you guys. P.S.S.S. Ipinapaalala ko na rin po na ang iba pong mga chapter sa kuwentong ito ay naglalaman ng maseselang eksena at pinapaalalahan ko lang po na maging handa este maging open minded po tayo. Para naman po sa mga hindi sanay at sensitibo sa ganuong bagay marapat na lampasan nyo na lang po. Salamat. Arigato, My kawaii readers.

The Long Lost Powerful Princess by ChenzChen143

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