The Mostly Unabridged Ramblings Of A Young Theoretical Physicist

Exactly what it sounds like. I can't guarantee that all these thoughts are original (actually, I am certain that none of these thoughts are original, as the universe is infinite and every possible state of mind exists in every person simultaneously and constantly), but I can say that these are all my thoughts. Also, keep in mind that this isn't a story, ergo the concept of meta does not exist, ergo my comedians are not present. The entire text body is me directly addressing you.