BOOK TWO OF THREE [SLOW UPDATES]
"Sorry, love. I thought you would be okay with me telling everyone about our sex life."
"The nonexistent sex life," I persisted.
Sirius winked at me. "Stop lying, doll. Lying is a sin, and you've got to save the naughty stuff for the bedroom."
In my opinion, Sirius Black, the guy I now have an embarrassing crush on, can go fuck himself.
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