Dan Hates Phil. Phil Lester, the boy who, frustratingly, got the best marks in the class yet never actually studied. Dan's hands clenched in anger just thinking about it. Phil Lester, who was always surrounded with friends, despite being part of the chess club, debate team, and practically any other nerdy extracurricular activity you could think of. Everyone, even the stereotypical 'cool kids' liked, or at least respected him. Dan definitely didn't hate him because of the way him, biting his lips, didn't distracted him. Dan definitely didn't hate him because of the bubbly feeling he didn't give him in his stomach, because Dan definitely wasn't gay. Co-Written with @Xinyanhowell on Tumblr (you should check him out (he's great))