Dan Hates Phil. Phil Lester, the boy who, frustratingly, got the best marks in the class yet never actually studied. Dan's hands clenched in anger just thinking about it. Phil Lester, who was always surrounded with friends, despite being part of the chess club, debate team, and practically any other nerdy extracurricular activity you could think of. Everyone, even the stereotypical 'cool kids' liked, or at least respected him. Dan definitely didn't hate him because of the way him, biting his lips, didn't distracted him. Dan definitely didn't hate him because of the bubbly feeling he didn't give him in his stomach, because Dan definitely wasn't gay.
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Punk Dan and Pastel Phil
Opposites in every single way. Black and blue. Cold and caring. Fires and flowers.
Phillip Michael Lester was warned never to go near any of those 'bad boys', and yet after meeting the infamous Daniel James Howell, he finds himself being dragged into the mysterious boy's story, whether Dan seems to like it or not. After all, Phil's only trying to help.
That's what he's doing.
Helping.
Right?
(Rewritten version)