Harry Potter Jokes
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𝑯𝒊𝒎 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 [𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚]
𝑯𝒊𝒎 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 "𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲, 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆. 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁, 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴." 𝗛𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝗮𝗿. 𝗬𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗲, 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝘁. "𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆?" H𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱. "𝗬𝗲𝘀, 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆." 𝗔 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁 𝘆𝗲𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝘆𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲.Complete
The 11th Realm Rewritten | Hogwarts
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Harry Potter Jokes
Welcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^Complete
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Hogwarts: School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Not Witchcraft, Wizardry and Animagi. This is a Draco Malfoy fanfic. There will be inappropriate scenes for those that are curious, don't like then don't read it. Simple enoughComplete
『𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙡 』
𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑭𝒖𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒐'𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒓 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊 𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅, 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒉 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒘𝒊𝒇𝒆. 𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑴𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄, 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒖𝒑𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒐𝒓. 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝑭𝒖𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒆?Complete
𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐞 | 𝐇.𝐏.
𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 ・˙˙↝∙・˙• 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡... 𝐀 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.Complete
𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙢𝙮 𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧
𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥. *ˡᵒʷᵉʳᶜᵃˢᵉ ⁱⁿᵗᵉⁿᵈᵉᵈ*Complete
|𝕮𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊| 𝐃.𝐌. (18+)
"𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭," 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐝. 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬. "𝐀-𝐀 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞.." [mature content.]Complete
𝑯𝒊𝒎 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 "𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲, 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆. 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁, 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴." 𝗛𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝗮𝗿. 𝗬𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗲, 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝘁. "𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆?" H𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱. "𝗬𝗲𝘀, 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆." 𝗔 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁 𝘆𝗲𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝘆𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲.
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