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Welcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^Complete
The Slytherin Princess- Year One
Draco x readerComplete
{𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐃} 𝐃.𝐌 (18 +)
"𝗜 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗜 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄, 𝗘𝗹𝗹𝗮." 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗵, 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗜 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗱 𝗦𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗶𝘂𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝘆 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁. "𝗜𝘀 𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱?" 𝗜𝘁𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝗺, 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝗦𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗶𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗼 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝗼 𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗺𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿. "𝗜𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗳𝗼𝘆. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗺𝗲 - 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝘂𝘀. 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗔𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗮."Complete
𝗬𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲; 𝐃.𝐌. (18+)
"𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞," 𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫. 𝐄𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫, 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬; 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐲.Complete
The 11th Realm Rewritten | Hogwarts
˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚5 Letters, 5 idiots.
I will always choose you (Harry Potter x yn)
there is a new girl and some one finds her interesting but his friends don't think that she feels the same characters y/n Harry Potter Hermione granger Ron Weasley Draco malfoy Cho Chang Ginny Weasley Fred Weasley Gorge Weasley Others along the wayComplete
𝐓𝐎𝐗𝐈𝐂 - 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐎𝐘
they were so bad for each other, yet so good.Complete
『𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙡 』
𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑭𝒖𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒐'𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒓 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅, 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒉 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒘𝒊𝒇𝒆. 𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒐 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑴𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄, 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒖𝒑𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒐𝒓. 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝑭𝒖𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒆?Complete
Welcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
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