My Funny Animal Jam Stories/ Trolls
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  • Reads 13,102
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  • Parts 72
  • Time 2h 1m
Ongoing, First published Jun 07, 2016
WARNING: Contains burns, roasting, jokes, bad puns, memes, and Paul Blart.
  
  Funny stuff happens to me on Animal Jam, every day, all the time. I think it might just be me, but maybe not. And now you get to hear all about it. Remember: this is in the perspective of a person who can't take anything seriously. (Sorry I misspelled my name on the cover. It's Tinkaglitch41.)
            
            Milestones:
              Hey! This stupid thing got #75 in Humor! ..... I guess I have to make a dramatic quote or something now to show how 'happy' I am. Hm.. How about..... 
              "I hate this, but read it anyway because it got #75 in Humor?" -Me
            
            On Friday of August 18th, this reached 1 thousand views. You guys have good taste in stories. Congratulations.

            On Monday of November 20th, 2017, 6:35 PM, this reached 2 thousand views. Haha, I don't know what to say. Thanks, you guys have better taste in stories.

            On Monday of January 1st (First day of the new year!), 2018, this reached 3 thousand views! Thanks guys! You have an even better-er taste in stories!

           Okay so somehow I blinked and this thing has 5 thousand views and is ranked number 10 in #AnimalJam. I'm angered. How did this happen. You guys have freakin' best taste in stories.

          Alrighty so now, on June 26th, 2018, we finally reached number flipping 1 in the tag #AnimalJam? Holy freak. Thank you. I need to make more parts.
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