Comebacks for anything and anyone

Comebacks for anything and anyone

Nixonkennedy2012

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Last published Tue, Jun 7, 2016

Anyone ever insulted you and you looked for a comeback? Didn't find it then, but found it two hours later? Read this book, and you'll be sharper than a razor! ^_^

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