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THE FIRST FEW PAGES ARE BORING BUT IT GETS BETTER I PROMISE!!!!!
The name's McCoy, Rachel McCoy. I am a secret agent. I can read minds. In short, I am awesome. Very awesome.
I actually do something in this story. I rescue cool people. Well, at least , I try to. I admit, I had some help from my  co-agents. And Lillian. They are wonderful partners and stuff. So, yah, that's it for an intro

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