Love And Twitter
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Last published Tue, Apr 5, 2022
[original version]
@theanon--: I love you
@itschloehart: uh...who is this?
@theanon--: the love of your life.
@itschloehart: i'm sorry you're the what now?
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➳ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴜɴᴇᴅɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ
➳ ᴀ ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ sᴛᴏʀʏ
➳ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ
➳ʟᴏᴡᴇʀᴄᴀsᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ
•••
[rewritten version]
"Hello?"
"Yo! Follow me on twitter!"
"...what? Who are---"
"Come on man!, follow me on twitter and I'll give you a shout out"
"Wha--"
"Cool! Later bro"
"What the actual hell?"
•••
➳ ʀᴇᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ
➳ ᴀ ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ/ᴅɪᴀʟᴏɢᴜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ
➳ ᴏɴɢᴏɪɴɢ
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