"What are you wearing?" Aaron crossed his arms over his chest, raising his right eyebrow. "A dress, duh," I placed my hand on my hip, examining the dress while looking in the mirror.
I turned around to see him scanning over my body, at first I thought he was checking me out, "What's with all the muscles?" He exclaimed, looking at my legs. Well, that thought died.
"It's from soccer, what, do you have a problem with a girl having more muscles than you? Calm down, I'm not freaking Jillan Micheals," I flexed my muscles, poking at my biceps with my free hand. I looked up to see him shaking his head.
"You look like Hulk in a pink dress," he chuckled at his lame joke. I frowned, "I'm sorry that I'm abnormally strong, you're just jelly that you don't have," I flexed my muscles again, "this," I finsihed, I heard him sigh.
"That," he pointed at my flexed arm, "Is definitely not attractive."
I frowned.
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Fionna Jet is a clumsy, sporty, unlady like, warm hearted, abnormally strong, nature loving, joker who is desperate for love. She spent all her time on the soccer club in middle school so much that she decided to dedicate her time to find her true love in high school.
She was desperate enough that she spent two hours in a mall, waiting for a guy to pick her up. Poor girl. Her friend gave her some crazy idea on getting a coach to teach her... to be attractive.
Aaron Rae, a calm, intimidating, emotionless, mysteries, quiet, tired/lazy, intelligent hottie who, for some reason, hates stuffed toys, is a total chick magnet. Suprise, surprise, he "hates girls," not that he is gay or anything.
He said, "I know one or two things about girls. One thing is that they go insane about a guy not liking them, they become depressed and cry. I hate girls." Shocking, right? Wait, there's more, he actually agreed on being Fionna's coach.
He teaches her by criticizing her. What a nice boy.
[2] The Whole Family Is Insanely Eavesdropping on My Thoughts
83 parts Ongoing
83 parts
Ongoing
Lu Chao Chao found herself transported into the pages of a novel. In this story, she was cast as a disposable character, doomed to be killed at birth, with her place in the narrative usurped by the story's heroine.
This heroine, under the guise of moral virtue, accuses her adoptive mother and grandfather of betraying their country, which results in the extermination of her entire lineage.
Following this, she reclaims her birth mother and, alongside her ineffectual father, manages to dodge any culpability, leading a blissful existence thereafter.
Thus, only Lu Chao Chao's family ends up as mere footnotes in the heroine's path. Observing her mother, who has been subjected to years of emotional manipulation, Lu Chao Chao reveals a painful truth:
["Mother, the love of your life is currently awaiting his concubine's childbirth."]. This revelation jolts her infatuated mother to reality. Turning her attention to her physically challenged elder brother, she laments ["Big brother, you have endured unspeakable humiliation and suffering. But fear not, for I have the means to cure your affliction!"]. Remarkably, her brother then goes on to surpass every contender in the capital, achieving unrivaled greatness. To her second brother, she unveils a harsh truth ["You have misplaced your trust. Your so-called best friend is nothing but the illegitimate offspring of our despicable father."]. And to her third brother, she points out his deliberate downfall ["You were purposefully led astray, left ignorant, succumbed to gambling, and found yourself in dire straits."].
In her candidness, Lu Chao Chao watches as her family overturns their doomed fates. The detestable man is cast aside, and her three brothers rise to become paragons of virtue and success. Even she, merely an infant with a feeding bottle, becomes the darling of the entire world.
📌 Story and translation are not mine, all credit goes to the real owner. For offline reading only.