The National Sarcasm Society
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آخر تحديث: سبت, يولـ ٢, ٢٠١٦
The NSS (National Sarcasm Society) is a corporation that specializes in the making of satiric material for comedic figures such as Conan O'Brien and Jimmy Fallon. Their editorial board members were all just replaced with strict, humorless buzz kills. It's up to the writers to stop the mutiny of the editors.
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