Universal Problems (Deadpool x Reader)
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"Who are you and where the hell am I?" Deadpool demanded, a pocket knife being pulled out and pressed against my neck. "Answer my goddamn question now or I will slit your throat, no matter how hot you are"
"I'm (Y/N )"
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