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You must be fucking kidding
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Ongoing, First published Jun 10, 2016
"So are you asking me out or what?"I bluff. Cause honestly I really wanted him to 

He smiles. "And what makes you say that?"

Damn he looked so hot in his Thrasher hoodie. One of my weaknesses? Guys that dress nice. Another one? Deep sexy voices. My hormones start to take control of my body as my 15 year old self starts to wonder what will happen if I push him to the wall and kiss him like there was no tomorrow.

"Hello? Earth to Samantha. Why the hell are you staring at me like that?" he smirks. " I mean I know a lot of girl's fall for me but I didn't know you were one of those slutty girls"

The hell did this dude say to me? And he has there nerve to call me Samantha, I hate it when people call me that uggh! Without knowing what I'm  doing, I step forward and slap the shit out of that beautiful handsome face of his. 
Shit. 

Before I could run away he held my wrist and pulled me closer to him.
I try to jerk away but his grip is too tight.

"You messed with the wrong guy Samantha"
Then he just walks away!

 Can someone please explain to me
 what the hell just happened right now??
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