Oopsy Daisy!
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"Daisy!"
"Sorry!"
Daisy Ann Ellington is the epitome of clumsy. Give her a plate, she'll drop it. Give her a cup of tea? She'll spill it. Trust her with your jewelry and she'll loose it. But like Jordan likes his licorice, she has a never ending love for theatre, and it's the only thing she doesn't mess up. Slightly.
Jordan McAllastor, the epitome of perfect. Perfect status, perfect looks. But like Daisy likes her drama, this boy has a twist. He is also Alvire Academy's resident prank king, and everyone just knows it's him, but they never find proof. Well, enough proof.
So when they get partnered up for every project this semester, life gives them lemons every second. But will they get past their problems and see the better side of everything?
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"How come you don't prank me?"
"No one needs to prank you, you practically prank yourself."
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"Now, why are you giving me licorice?"
"My dad bought it so we could try it, but it tastes horrible."
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11/06/16 -
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