Fat Chicks At Walmart....pt.1 (BTW this Really Happened)
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MatureComplete Mon, Jun 13, 2016<5 mins
I was sitting in the car with my dad.
Waiting for my mother.
And i looked across the parking lot
AND I SAW A REALLY BIG BLACK LADY SITTING IN HER
SHOPPING CART.
In the end the cart broke and my dad and I died of laughter.
Please dont drink and and go to mcdonalds.
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Dammit " I yelled . Why can't this damn employees watch where they are going. " I'm so so sorry , I didn't see you." The person replied with panicking voice . She tried to wipe the coffee with her hands but , was making it worse. Argh ! badly wanted to see who has a beautiful voice but I didn't bother because I was way beyond fustrated to the point I would to strangle this person. " Next time watch where you are going you slut !". I yelled at that person. I need to go and change now. "Look you asshole , I didn't see you okay. And dont yell at me you motherfucker. Its Your fault that the coffee spilled out. You don't even know me yet you called me a slut. Go fuck your pussy man and learn to respect others nxn". She replied. . I looked up to see who dared to insult me like that , i saw beautiful girl.My blood was boiling . They fucking called me an asshole. Before I could observe, she stormmed off angrily. I sighed. Now i gotta change my shirt A bit A bit drama, but its feeling Read more. soon to be deleted.
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