I had always known my life would be; at one point or another; the most interesting story in the world.
Albeit by fate or by chance; however, my tale did not go, as accordingly as I had presumed it would.
Seeing as most would now take to calling me a liar, I will not act in defiance towards their lewd remarks. Instead I have found it fitting to put my anger into my writing, may it be fiction or truth, I have now found it correctly putting, due to the recent actions taken by the public, to throw aside my other works, and partake in a true masterpiece.