How To Be Obnoxious
CaterpillarDragon
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CaterpillarDragon
Ongoing, First published Jun 11, 2016
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Ever wondered how to play off your greatest enemies own words to defy them? Or how to prank someone without using million dollar items? What about getting out of being grounded? I can teach it all to you! It's 100% guaranteed to work! Well, I can't promise the grounding part, it kind of depends on your parents, but you sure as sherbert ice cream can try. Of course, it takes true talent to be as obnoxious as moldy cheese that ISN'T supposed to be moldy, but with lots of hard work and determin- Aw to tartarus with that; there's only one rule to obnoxiousness: don't hold back the tidal wave of snark. Ride it. Ride it like a dolphin.
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