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How To Be Emo

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Reads 130
Votes 6
Parts 2
Time <5 mins

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WARNING: this book will be offensive, if you are sensitive and can't handle a joke, don't read!!! Don't get your panties in a punch. 
You're favorite pineapple comes back to give you a guide about how to be emø!!!! It's simple!!!! Grab a bottle of bleach and let's go over how to be a pussy!!!!All Rights Reserved

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