Insults
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Can you never think of a sassy comeback worth of Minho? Well you've come to the right place! Welcome to comeback haven, and sass village. Insults are my life (used only for banterous purposes) and I hope that you can join me in the fight against all the stupid people in the universe, because trust me, there are alot.
13th September 2016- Completed
13th September 2016- no. 264 in Humour
16th September 2016- no. 240 in Humour
13th November 2016- 24K reads! *plays 24k gold in the background*
3rd March 2017- 76k reads!
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