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Insults

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Reads 310,377
Votes 9,066
Parts 101
Time 9m

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Can you never think of a sassy comeback worth of Minho? Well you've come to the right place! Welcome to comeback haven, and sass village. Insults are my life (used only for banterous purposes) and I hope that you can join me in the fight against all the stupid people in the universe, because trust me, there are alot.




13th September 2016- Completed
13th September 2016- no. 264 in Humour
16th September 2016- no. 240 in Humour
13th November 2016- 24K reads! *plays 24k gold in the background*
3rd March 2017- 76k reads!All Rights Reserved

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HELLHOUND - Supernatural by littledixonslight

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Little Bella by SaRa_2_Ghostwriter

Mafia ; The word itself expresses fear , danger and mostly DEATH . What happens when one day the capo of the most feared mafia , Leonardo Russo , meets the little shy, smart and sweet Bella , who herself is a mystery . Bella is just like her name beautiful but this little miss sunshine's existence is enigma. Will this sunshine brighten the Russo world or will she remain an enigma ?? Let's grasp the story of Bella ( Russo's princess 😉 ) . #1 in lovable ♡♡ #1 in Older brothers ♡♡ #1 in father- daughter ♡♡ #1 in 3 years old ♡♡ #1 in lost daughter ♡♡ #1 in only daughter ♡♡

the babysitter by Bella09980

"can't, i'm too busy babysitting."

Double Trouble Saiki X Reader by Giyuu-DazaiCumbucket

First chapter won't be exciting but just keep reading its funny It will take a while for saiki to fell in love but no worries i'm gonna try to make it excited as possible with drama Saiki x reader

Wendizzy's Writer Room by Wendizzy

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 by xoxow_rites

𝐍𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐛𝐡𝐚𝐲: They met in their second year of BBA. She was the quiet, no-nonsense girl who preferred her own company and a Cold coffee. He, on the other hand, was the boy who lit up every room he entered, with a smile so bright it could melt anyone's mood. Somehow, the two opposites became friends. Abhay's cheerful jokes and carefree nature always managed to bring out Naina's hidden smiles, while Naina's sarcastic remarks kept him on his toes. But as they spent more time together, Naina realized that maybe it wasn't just friendship. And Abhay? Well, he'd been falling for her grumpy side all along. Will Naina let down her walls and see what's in front of her, or will she push Abhay away, thinking they're just too different?" 𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄

Wetherfall Academy by lydiazstory

Quinni Briggs has managed to almost go halfway of her Wetherfall Academy without having a Dominant. That is until Principle Wetherfall decides enough is enough and too much of his time has been used to punish Quinni. Principal Wetherfall decides to assign his son, Knox Wetherfall to be Quinni's Dominant, Being one of the strictest to handle her brattiness.

Ang Mutya Ng Section E (FANMADE) by Buleburrysprinkles

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لاتقارنين حبي لك بأي مخلوق انا حتى بغيابك احبك by Ot34828

فيصل بحده وعصبيه نطق: ان ماخذيتك وربيتك ماكون ولد محمد الوجد ببرود وعناد : ان مارفضتك ماكون بنت تركي ! تبدأ القصة لما الجد أجبر الوجد إنها تتحلى بالصبر والهدوء، وكأنها لازم تكون ضعيفة شخصية قدام الناس، خصوصًا في عزيمة كبيرة جمع فيها أهل الديرة. وسط العزيمة، زوجة صديق الجد "سماهر" قعدت تنتقد الوجد وتقلل منها بشكل واضح قدام الجميع. بس الوجد، قررت تدافع عن نفسها بكل قوتها، وانقلبت الطاولة على سماهر ومسحت بكرامتها الأرض. هذا التصرف أغضب الجد بشكل ما أحد يتوقعه، فقرر يعاقب الوجد بطريقته الخاصة، وفرض عليها الزواج من فيصل، المعروف بصلابته وقسوته. فيصل أول ما شاف الوجد، انبهر فيها وبأنوثتها اللافتة، وسمّاها من أول نظرة "أم فستان وردي". الوجد رفضت الزواج تمامًا، وما كانت مستعدة تخضع لقرار جدها أبدًا. وصل بها الأمر إنها تحبس نفسها في مخزن البيت، وتعلن العصيان بشكل غير مسبوق. فيصل، اللي كان واقف بعيد يراقب الوضع، حس إن الوجد في خطر حقيقي لو الجد أصر عليها أكثر. بطريقته المفاجئة، قرر فيصل يدخل البيت من الدريشة، وواجه الوجد في المخزن. رغم رفضها وخوفها منه، ساعدها تطلع وخبّاها عن عين جدها. لكن الجد ما هدأ، وزاد غضبه أكثر، وقرر يزوجها ولد خالها "مشاري"، المعروف بسمعته السيئة وسجله الأسود. هنا، فيصل أخذ

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HELLHOUND - Supernatural

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