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Insults

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Reads 310,342
Votes 9,066
Parts 101
Time 9m

banter comebacks funny humor insults lol sarcasm sass sassy stupid stupidpeople

Can you never think of a sassy comeback worth of Minho? Well you've come to the right place! Welcome to comeback haven, and sass village. Insults are my life (used only for banterous purposes) and I hope that you can join me in the fight against all the stupid people in the universe, because trust me, there are alot.




13th September 2016- Completed
13th September 2016- no. 264 in Humour
16th September 2016- no. 240 in Humour
13th November 2016- 24K reads! *plays 24k gold in the background*
3rd March 2017- 76k reads!All Rights Reserved

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𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗰𝘆 by authorosee

𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝘀 𝗧𝗼𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗿 His 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 "Fuck, whenever you're in my arms, I feel like I might crush you. You're so delicate," he said, kissing her cheek. "Huh?" "It took me three years to hug you, and today you let him hug you, huh?" he asked, trying to control his anger. "He is your brother," she said, trying to move from his grip. "So what? It doesn't matter. We'v been married for a month, and you didn't allow me to kiss you. But today, you hug him? I'm very upset," he said, looking straight into her eyes. "I'm sorry," she said. "I'm a very loyal and possessive man. Just because I haven't kissed or touched you doesn't mean I can't. Now, what will you do to make it up to me?" "I... I will..." "You will what?" "I will sit on your lap and feed you," she said. "From now on, you'll do this every morning and night."

Wetherfall Academy by lydiazstory

Quinni Briggs has managed to almost go halfway of her Wetherfall Academy without having a Dominant. That is until Principle Wetherfall decides enough is enough and too much of his time has been used to punish Quinni. Principal Wetherfall decides to assign his son, Knox Wetherfall to be Quinni's Dominant, Being one of the strictest to handle her brattiness.

Fall With Me [Prinxiety/Loceit] by skoopiboop

[COMPLETED] Every two years, each kingdom gets to send fifteen children to the Academy. All wishing to become a Dragon Rider, wishing to make their families and friends proud, wishing to leave an impact. Wishing that they're good enough to be remembered. Out of the sixty, only six will earn their spot in history. They must be strong, cunning, quick, and willing to work together as a team. This is war, after all. ~ the author was (correction: is) a dumbass and writes quickly. this means frequent updates on whatever work she's doing at any given moment, but it also means that there will be typos. and not the normal the/hte, which is probably in there too, oh no. it means mixing up stuff like could/cloud or which/while. if they have the same first syllable then damn it im gonna switch them around and you can't stop me. you'd think im joking (girl i wish) but i mixed up 'possible situations' with 'possibilities simulations' in the last chapter and it's too funny for me to change now again, the author was (re: is) a dumbass and messed up roman's power. he has the ability to manipulate fire and i'll change the chapter when that isnt the case later and im sorry that got in there. last thing because this is getting too long: i dont write smut! if you were looking for that then you wont find it here but welcome how u doing. if you weren't then welcome how u doing. ~ READ THE SEQUEL HERE!!! https://www.wattpad.com/story/265492366-when-you-do-prinxiety-loceit

Community Happenings by Wattpad

Welcome to The Wattpad HQ Community Happenings story! We are so glad you're part of our global community. This is the place for readers and writers to come to discover all the things we're doing to keep our community connected and inspired. From writer prompts to keep you motivated to weekly reading challenges, you'll find it all here.

Dr. Romantic Kakashi (Collab Between kisumisubisu And Thegreatmyslef) by kisumisubisu

It is a story about people who meet Kakashi Hatake a genius doctor, and discover "real romance." Dr. Kakashi once gained fame as a top surgeon at a huge hospital. One day, he disappeared from the eyes of the public, quietly becoming the chief surgeon at Konoha Hospital in the countryside. After he conducted a successful operation on the third Hokage, he gets to improve the hospital under reliable support. But then Third Hokage passes away, and an old foe returns. New people appear and His students had to leave the hospital. Furthermore, his wrist, which was injured three years ago, starts to act weird. Kakashi decides to go to a huge hospital himself to solve the manpower shortage at Konoha, where he finds two people who resemble his former students but who seem much more lacking. Sasuke Uchiha would do anything for money, and Sakura Haruno gets nauseous every time she tries to perform surgery. Will Dr. Kakashi be able to run the Konoha Hospital with these two?

Violet, the little baby sister by ILikeDinos23

Violet and Rose are two young sisters living together with their mother. While both are generally good girls, Violet has a big issue: accidents. Mostly while sleeping, but sometimes in daytime. She wears pull-ups to sleep, but after another daytime accident and really bad manners from the girl, mom decides to bring it up a notch: she will be treated as a baby, and by extension, as the little sister. As a fun little extra, some chapters will have little polls at the end where you'll be able to vote for what happens in the story.

Siblings(NaLu, Gruvia, Jerza Collab) by peachybonsai

ANNNNNNNNOTHER COLLAB xD And with @thediamondwolf4 again!! Yayayayyayayayy!!! Enjoy! P.S. I don't own Fairy Tail or it's characters, I only own this story line concept.

Turn Me Off - Sequel to Turn Me On [Mettaton x Reader] by Levirne

Mettaton had made too many mistakes. And this would be his last one. Can a spark of something other than electricity save him before it's too late? (Sequel to Turn Me On) (Cancelled)

A Frozen Adventure by coyote246

•COMPLETED• One day, 4 ordinary girls magically travel to a mysterious land and meet some famous people. There, they will have loads of fun, discover some great things like friends, and maybe even some terrifing things! This will be a day to remember, or so they thought... Join the crew on this short thrilling adventure. What secrets will they discover? Will their friendship save the day? 》》》 (by the way, don't judge me as it's my first story I ever made on here. I made this when I was in middle school, & finished when I was in high school, so that explains some bad grammar. Also, this is an original idea I came up with, while using inspiration and characters from other movies.) 》》》 Characters: Izzy, Grace, Sierra, & Autumn: my friends from middle school Amber: me Paige: my friend from elementary school Hannah & Danielle: I met them in middle school but became friends in high school Alexie: a friend I met in high school as a freshman Other characters & plots: from certain movies that I love 》》》

Wendizzy's Writer Room by Wendizzy

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

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𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗰𝘆 cover

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𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗰𝘆

𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝘀 𝗧𝗼𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗿 His 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 "Fuck, whenever you're in my arms, I feel like I might crush you. You're so delicate," he said, kissing her cheek. "Huh?" "It took me three years to hug you, and today you let him hug you, huh?" he asked, trying to control his anger. "He is your brother," she said, trying to move from his grip. "So what? It doesn't matter. We'v been married for a month, and you didn't allow me to kiss you. But today, you hug him? I'm very upset," he said, looking straight into her eyes. "I'm sorry," she said. "I'm a very loyal and possessive man. Just because I haven't kissed or touched you doesn't mean I can't. Now, what will you do to make it up to me?" "I... I will..." "You will what?" "I will sit on your lap and feed you," she said. "From now on, you'll do this every morning and night."