I'm a Virgin ....and I just Got Pregnant

What if one day you wake up PREGNANT?

Perhaps you’ll punch yourself and see if you’re dreaming O_o?

But what if it’s not a dream……………… but for REAL?

Would you easily accept it?

But how on hell can you accept the idea that you are Pregnant when in reality you are STILL a No-Boyfriend-Since-Birth VIRGIN???? !!!!!! Holy Cheesy Mozzarella. Anak ng malanding baka !!!!

What are you gonna do?

Well, I advice you call all the saints ######