The Golden Rule Book Of Surviving This Shithole
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Ongoing, First published Jun 12, 2016
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Sooo the apocalypse is a thing. Brain eating zombies and red necks running around. Fun? Yeah, totes. Just, y'know, nearly getting killed all the time kinda becoming a hobby of ours. But we have this book, we call it "The Golden Rule Book Of Surviving This Shithole" Or TGRBOSTS for short because it's pretty fuckin' long, eh? Alright who am I fuckin' kidding, the short is more of a pain in the ass than the full name. Oh well, you'll just have to deal with it, mate.

"The Golden Rule Book Of Surviving This Shithole" is a collaboration with Tallio here on Wattpad.  And to be really fucking honest with you, we're just fucking around. Don't take any of this seriously- actually nevermind, take the rules seriously, just... not anything else.
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