Hetalia Crack #1
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Basically, some weird-ass shit I'll write at like 2 am and mostly cheesy jokes off Tumblr
enjoy my stupid (sometimes sexual) humor
I'd also like to point out that this contains painfully graphic language and maybe a sex joke. If you're sensitive....
Then what are you doing looking at Hetalia stories you innocent soul?
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