Job Openings: Philosophy and Prompts

This is a collection of nonsense and story ideas that I don't have the time or interest to include in my one-shot collections, but would be interested in reading. Beware of crack and existential crises beyond this point.

This list probably won't be updated often because I use the vast majority of my ideas, and everything written here is permanent whether or not somebody claims a prompt. I will mark ideas that somebody uses and I will include the authors' usernames and titles to give them credit; please reciprocate and at least tag me in the published story so I can see where my ideas go and how they turn out.