Salt Mines
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Ongoing13m
Last published Fri, Mar 24, 2017
Welcome to the Salt Mines of just a general world of gaming, pleases enjoy your salty stay with salt, salt and more salt. Not for the faint hearted people who can't handle high salt levels. Now time to enjoy the saltfest.
And No, I never said this was going to be a humorous joke. This is just salty rants.
(We just changed this story from Brave Frontier to all types of games! (mainly because we couldn't handle the salt, but hey, we lasted a good 5 years.)
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