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Be Friendly

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action humor teenfiction

St. Thomas university in Minnesota is a great college... If you happen to be fond of the average citizen, stupid, whiny, and over entitled. Like shit... Things have seriously gone down hill with personal accountability. Instead of teaching students to get over the fact that some irrelevant asshole called them a mean name, we, as a society have provided the weak minded a way to continue meaningless existence.  They clog up the system of our nation. 
The U.S.A. ceases its greatness, and I am less than confident in my fellow man. So, I've quit on my own species. Not like I was making many friends any way. 
Thought it'd be easy to have one and done... Guess not...All Rights Reserved

action humor teenfiction

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My Teddy

The corner of his mouth tilts upward slightly. I smile again. A smile!? A tiny one, but still. "Hm. So I got you to smile, that's progress, yeah? Can I get your name now?" I ask, swinging my feel a little. He shakes his head shyly, his mouth not moving at all. Geez! Why do I want to hear this dude talk so much? "Okay, that's fine. I can give you a nickname." I offer happily. He looks up from his book, raising his eyebrows. I just stare for a moment. He has nice eyes. Pretty brown chocolate orbs. They remind me so much of....... "Teddy." He shakes his head immediately, frowning. "What, why not? You remind me of my old teddy bear. He was a good listener and he didn't talk much..... just like you." I say softly, tilting my head. He continues to shake his head. I fold my arms, leaning back in my seat. "Yeah, it's definitely sticking. Teddy.....It has a nice ring to it, yeah?" He sighs, the first sound I have ever heard him make. "No." . . . Jordan Teddy!? Seriously!? She gave me a fucking NICKNAME!? What the hell does this girl want!? I stuff my hands into my pockets, walking down the busy street. Forget about her. She's just a annoying pretty girl, she'll go away. Everybody does. She HAS to go away. Spoiler alert: she doesn't. Don't get close to people or they'll end up getting hurt. That's my mindset. I've been through enough of that. This girl doesn't belong in my world anyway. She's too innocent. Mature content {Just a quick update, I am basically rewriting the story. I wrote it when I was in 8th grade and it makes me cringe every time I try to go back and edit it so keep in mind that it'll get better}